PSYCHO CHICS: Definitions and Examples

lol, that's pretty good.
i had a gf, who basically would not pay for anything, i mean, food, clothes, movies, etc......i finally confronted her about it and she said that i DIDNT have to pay for everything, and that if i would just tell her no, then she would pay.
well, if this doesn't sound psycho, here comes the kicker:
2 days after this, we were still going out and i just happened to be at a mall that day and caught her with another guy, and of course, he was buying her clothes. so to piss her off, i went up to her, kissed her and she pushed me off, acting like i had no idea who i was. i pulled out my camera, showed the guy a picture of us two, and he told her never to call him again. needless to say i told her the same thing also.
(i guess the story sounds better when i tell it in person)

 

Now THATS a great story.

 

I dunno man, sounds like you're the psycho one in this situation

-R

 

I once almost when out with a girl (drunk in a club, we made out, she got the idea I wanted to go out with her). First thing next morning "brake up" with her. She comes to my house with a friend that evening. Crying. She tells me we should be together. I start running towards my house. She runs after me, trips, falls, gets some nasty scrapes on her elbows and knees.
As a gentleman I ran back to see if she was alright. Big mistake, this is when she grabs my legs (still lying on the ground and bleeding) and won't let go. So I am trying to get away while dragging her on the ground while her girlfriend screams bloody murder at me.
She still called me 5 times a day for three months after that.

 

XX Chromosomes = Crazy

 

Now imagine her in the trunk as the car went over the unusually large park speedbumps.

I have a stack of stories about her and many of the other special women I've dated. Unfortunately, some are not very politically correct and others are just unbelievable.

 

You say that like it's a bad thing.

The thread does ask for examples.

Will you post these stories or forever hear that little voice saying, "I coulda been a contender..."

 

I've seen these "scars" and heard the stories. Robin isn't one to elaborate and he has definitely dealt with psycho. Yours truly NOT included in that category....i hope ;-p

Ciao,
L.

 

Riiiiiiiiiiight. You found TWO women that weren't NUTS? Let me guess...they weren't American?

 

Just give her that autographed Yngwie picture already!

 

Speaking of scars...

A girl I dated my freshman year of college was insanely jealous. One time, back from a long weekend at a dormmate's dad's house, she insisted on smelling me for female residue. It wasn't just sniff Nick's collar and call it good. She wanted to smell my peeps. I told her that if I was messing around, I would be smart enough to take a shower. I turned and walked away. Like a mad dog, she lept at me and sunk her rabid fangs into the center of my back and wouldn't let go. Her launch forced us into the dorm room door and we went down. Her pitbull grip of death held. She was in deep and it was starting to hurt. Of course, I began to laugh. Bad, bad Nick. She sunk her nails into my ribs. Just as it was starting to get ugly, my roommate walked in and pulled her off me. Her hair was disheveled, her face red with bulging eyes. She had tears of anger and snot running down her face. It took every once of survival instinct not to break into laughter. That image will never leave my mind. No matter how many glorious visions fade with the impact of booze and life, the angry kabuki spitting and snarling as my back burns is there forever.

In the end, she didn't pull off any flesh, but she did break the skin enough to leave me bloodied and sporting a nasty scar. Of course we continued to date. My roommate did not approve as he felt there was a very real posibility she would take us both out. I guess I now see his point. There were other episodes and at least one other biting incident -on my chest- but after the huge drama of that afternoon, I learned my lesson; let the crazy girl sniff you and call it good.

 

Crazy College Girl III

I was dating/living with a pretty normal girl. I decided, however, when I graduated that I would move on. She really didn't have any ambition or goals to improve herself. Me, I was graduating and ready to take on the world. Our paths had diverged.

So when the time came, I packed up and moved from Fort Collins to Denver. We never officially broke up or had "The Talk," so I guess I can take a little bit of blame for her mental state.

I graduated in December and moved shortly after. I still had friends in Fort Collins so I would head up periodically for a night out on the town. I had kind of been dating this girl I worked with before I graduated. We went out and got a good drunk on then went back to my buddy's place to crash. We ended up passing out on the floor of the spare bedroom.

At about 3:00am I hear some ruckus. Just as I managed to open my eyes, the crazy ex was standing over me and my date with a very unhappy look on her face. She grabsthe hair of drunk, passed out girl and starts dragging her out of the bedroom all the while treating her to a steady stream of "whore", "slut" and "...kick your ass." The look on drunk girl's face was beyond priceless. There was numb pain, confusion and a definite conflict between gravity and the mad spinning world.

My buddy grogged out of his room and broke the girls up. Why didn't I stop them you ask? I really wanted to see how it would end up. Deep down inside, I think I was hoping they would kiss. Since he and I had been friends for a good long time, he had enough foresight to call the police before anyone was bit or shot. They came and arrested crazy girl III for B&E and assault. She spent the next day in the poky. As for drunk girl, she still had no idea what happened. I decided to let her sober up before I explained. We went back to the room where I noticed an unpleasant odor. I then noticed debris in drunk girl's hair...and on her clothes...and on the pillow. Apparently, at some point in the night, she had puked herself. Nice.

 

But she was dynamite in bed. What category do we stick her in?

 

10. Subscription to more than one bridal magazine / periodical. Heck, even picking up one to look over in the checkout line...blagh.

and yes. The swearing is a deal breaker.

 

Response to jealosy: Take your girl a single red rose.

Tell her, "Our love is like a flower. Let's hold onto it."

Stick the rose in a vice and clamp down until it's squashed flat. Give her the mashed rose.

If she doesn't get the message, get a smarter girl.

 

This series is going to kill me, here's my headline: "California man dies from excessive laughter"
I have laughed myself out of my chair! I have seen and experienced most all of these to some degree!
Strong Language Warning

Had a similar one, which I ditched...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anblIuylg-A

They're ALL like this!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ib-bztIJSI

Felt exactly like being in the club, bar....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaWFM3VyfJ0

I'm a human in very good health, but this one almost put me into laughing cardiac arrest ;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lr089hxGyZg

 

+1

Too many true Psycho*****es out there to count.

 

You've had the unfortunate luck to meet my ex-fiancee I see

 

OMG where do I start

attempted suicide, drug addiction, alcoholism, Bipolar, screaming, emotion turns off logic circuits etc etc etc

Anybody wonder why I decided to stay single & not get married again ?

 

This thread is useless without pictures!

 

Woah! This is an oldie.