F1 Wives And Girlfriends

I guess I'm pickier than most. They all look like plain Janes to me with a little make up added. The talent I see in front of my house on a weekly basis puts them to shame. Man it's great to live at the beach. Fresh crop of talent to look at every day. You have to sort thru the plain Janes too, but the talent is there. Dang if I drove F1 I would have a new baby batter recepticle every day on race weekend.

If Todt was just a Joe Six Pack he would look like he went mail order.

 

Is Alonso's gf out of middle school yet?

 

He looks like he straining a turd out

 

Not forgeting the original modern F1 play boy James Hunt

 

Lol.

He's pushing 25 now (old man, I know), but she gets my vote for cutest if she gets those eyebrows under control.

 

Love the smug smile on Todt and the hot girlfriend half his age. You go gramps LOL!

 

It's funny how ANY and I mean ANY woman can look very ordinary in candid, casual poses like these, particularly in the unblinking eye of the camera. You can see a similar "plain Jane effect" if you look at candid party shots of famous celebs as well. Many of these girlfriends/wives can be totally amazing in posed glamour shots and when seen in person (and on TV in the pits!).

I like Kimi's and Ralfie's girls the best of this group.

 

well they better put a cross on his forehead so they throw the right one away

 

Cora Schumacher is smoking...what waste of fine poontang with that sham marriage to Ralf the pillowbiter.

 

She can crouch her tiger and hide his dragon.


Now that was really really bad, lol.

 

Doesn't MS look like 'Screech' in that first photo ? lol

There are 6 pics in the initial posting - Cora doesn't make my top 5.
JMO


And what is it with old farts and nice babes - Todt, Briatore, who else ?

 

M.O.N.E.Y...

 

*PHEW* Thank god there is at least one truly hot girl in here. The rest of them are very average, worthy of any local mall.

 

You guys are crazy. That Louise broad, has that cute "Jennifer Love Hewitt" thing going on. I dig it.

 

Damn Jason, you are one tough critic, you didn't think Ralf's wife was pretty hot?

 

Okay, it appears I'm one of the few in this thread that disagrees with this. In a lot of pics, I honestly think she looks like a tranny. I'm serious when I say this.

 

Ralf's "wife" is the worst. They are pretty women no doubt, but I am not at all blown away, I'd say B+/A- in an everyday real-life sense, but these guys are F1 drivers, that should put them all in the extreme upper echelon of women, I'm talking the best super-models.

I'm sure any of us could do nearly as well, without the advantages of being:

a> professional athlete
b> race car driver
c> international celeb
d> twenty-something millionaire

I always ranked the professions as they pertain to getting beautiful women:
1> rock star
2> tennis player
3> race car driver

But I may have to demote race car driver after this medicore showing.

 

Kimi's was a beauty queen, IIRC.

Montoya met Connie at an autograph signing..

Micheal has been married longest I think......some folks use other criteria from that of Playboy....you have to talk to them the next morning, after all....

In that case, the newscaster is probably best!

"What were your exact thoughts as you approached that screaming Big O, there David??"

 

Mickey stole her from Heinz Harald Frentzen if i remeber right......lol

 

Yeah but I think HHF got the better end of the deal, have you seen his wife?

 

No i haven't, got a link?

 

Tanya (Tanja?) Nigge, I believe was her maiden name.

 

We need more pictures!!!