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How to handle annoying seatmates

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  1. DrummingCannoli

    DrummingCannoli Karting

    Dec 14, 2006
    140
    Katonah, NY
    Full Name:
    Sam
    HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEATMATES

    If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train follow these instructions: (and maybe say goodbye!)

    1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

    2. Remove your laptop.

    3. Start up

    4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.

    5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
    6. Then hit this link: http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf
    (You'll have to hit "control" then click the link)
     
  2. pete04222

    pete04222 Formula Junior

    Nov 1, 2003
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    Maine, USA
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    Peter Cyr
    I usually just grab the air sick bag, open it up and hold it in my lap. No one ever bothers me.
     
  3. EC308

    EC308 Formula 3

    Aug 28, 2005
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    ed
    That's hilarious!!
     
  4. Ferrariman355

    Ferrariman355 F1 Rookie

    Jul 11, 2004
    2,950
    NYC
    HAHAHAH....Thats Hilarious for sure..

     
  5. SrfCity

    SrfCity F1 World Champ

    You'd have TSA on your @ss in no time. Terrorist threats and all ;)
     
  6. REMIX

    REMIX Two Time F1 World Champ

    LOL

    RMX
     
  7. ryalex

    ryalex Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Aug 6, 2003
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    Ryan Alexander
    I was at the bookstore in an airport when I saw this large book called "Breaking Point: Understanding Your Potential for Violence" in the self-help section. I thought that would be a great book to buy and keep on your lap if you wanted people to leave you alone.
     
  8. ferraripanoz

    ferraripanoz Formula 3
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    Mark
  9. Ryan S.

    Ryan S. Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Mar 20, 2004
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    lol
     
  10. idloveaguinness

    idloveaguinness Formula Junior

    Nov 3, 2003
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    LI NY
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    Kevin Landry
    Can anyone translate?
     
  11. SPEEDCORE

    SPEEDCORE Four Time F1 World Champ

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    Toe Knee
  12. wildcatrower

    wildcatrower Rookie

    Aug 16, 2004
    34
    Manhattan, KS
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    Jillian
    The arabic on there doesn't make any sense at all. The letters are in the wrong positions, so basically it is a bunch of crap.
     

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