Enzo w/your girl-friend Rosie O'Donnell, OR ride the bus w/supermodel girl-friend?

The Enzo

"Take it all and call me Donald you little tramp!"

 

How bout I take option A, drive the Enzo for as long as I can stand Rosie, then somehow lose control of the car and smash the passenger side under a bus @ ~110mph? That way, I've had the opprtunity to drive one of the world's great supercars, and gotten rid of a loudmouth beeyotch in the process.

 

Unfortunately Barbara never learned the age-old lesson: if you wrestle with pigs, expect to get dirty. In this instance, you can take that as literally or figuratively as you wish.

 

OOOOh! Good shot, me boy. Good shot.

 

I suppose there are worse ways to die. But, do you really have to put up with that oinker on the way?

 

What do you mean, "little"?

 

Actually, option C is thinking 'inside the box'

 

Nobody hates Rosie as much as Rosie hates Rosie!

 

Think of the girl friend. Can you imagine the laundry bill?

 

Sort of like a 911 call- "Help, Rosie fell asleep on me and I can't get up!"

 

I like the way you think I would vote for this option also

 

That's a really tough one, probably a tougher job than Steve Mcqueen had in killing the "Blob."

 

Thanks for adding something to the something I was going to add...

Enzo. It's a darn shame Rosie died of food poisoning, carbon monoxide poisoning, heroin overdose, hanging and a uh, self-inflicted shotgun blast to the gut along with dropping a running lawnmower on her head just after we were introduced in the garage, where just after I pulled out of the garage, she was electrocuted just before the roach bombs blew the roof off that sucker, which caused the pallet of fire extinguishers to be the only thing to ever ejaculate their contents around her. *sniff* I'll get over it, though.

 

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I hate stupid threads like this. But I love the Enzo.

I would take Option A and, for all I care, Rosie could f*ck me instead of the other way around. Whatever it takes to have an Enzo.

 

If one day you'll be famous....that comment will haunt you.

 

Where I live bus passes are tax deductible............so it's an easy decision. LOL !!!!

I wouldn't even want to be in the same state as Rosie O'Donnell..........

 

Hey moderators, did you guys miss this one here? What kind of inuendos we talking here now??

 

Ill stick with the Enzo b/c i ain't got a problem with fullfigured women like some guys here who can't handle a real woman!. Ill take one for the team so like that I can get the Enzo~!.

I ain't taking the bus with a Supermodel girlfriend b/c my question is why would she be riding the bus in the first place?. to many possiblitlys she might have STDs or worst~!. Ill take my chances with Rosie.


But my mistress will always be a blue Murcielago LP640 roadster with Jordana Brewster as my passenger. You know what I like my mistress better than Rosie with the Enzo or the Supermodel on the Bus.

BTW this tread is about as cool as a riced out Civic beating a bone stock Viper.

 

She is a neighbor, and from what I have seen, not a terribly friendly or warm person. I don't have anything against fat hostile dykes, generally, but I think she may actually take this category to a new level.
Then again, I'm sure she gives a ****.

PS. Despite the old Joe E. Lewis line about 'happiness not buying you money,' I'd take the model and the bus, thank-you.

And, I agree, dumb thread. But funny, in its own way.

 

Amen

 

Double Amen

 

Here is an interesting question to this...

What is harder to obtain, buying an Enzo Ferrari, or having a super model girlfriend???

I'm sure there are guys out there that could pull a supermodel but could never afford such a car... and many guys with a ton of money but don't have the self confidence to get any quality girl.

 

ONly one mistaken assumption- that a supermodel is a 'quality girl.' Take Naomi Campbell for example. I wouldn't call her 'quality' in the sense of being a human being, would you?

 

I'd call her "quality" when I was drilling her.