Things that I suck at!

Okay gentlemen, long time member Jerrari started a thread about his daughter and her difficulties finding her niche. I had the idea to really think about all of the things that we are bad at. I figure for every 1 thing that I am good at there are hundreds that I am not. She just needs to find the 1 thing for her.

I'll start,

1) Dancing- I look like Elaine in the Seinfeld episode
2) Musical Instruments-love music but can't play a note on a radio.
3) Drawing- can't draw a straight line with a ruler.
4) Singing- couldn't carry a note with a handle.
5) Basketball- I shoot like I have one arm.
6) Golf- see basketball
7) Fashion-If not for my wife I would look like I dressed in the dark.

The list could go on forever. Let's see what you suck at. Have fun guys.

 

Getting up early
Going to bed early
deep sea diving
firebreathing
getting up early
returning phone calls
liver transplants
sumo wrestling
being fired out of a cannon
juggling chainsaws
being tortured as a prisoner of war
watching Dr. Phil
breeding albino treefrogs from SA

 

- Cooking
- Dancing
- Singing
- Eating right
- Shaving ( i always cut myself )
- Ironing
- Maintening contact with the family...

 

Understanding women
Golf
Basketball
Dancing
Studying

 

- dancing
- singing
- heel-toe downshifting
- waking up early
- tennis
- golf
- wakeboarding
- running
etc

Ducman, you're supposed to shoot the basketball like you have one arm. The other hand is just to stabilize. Shooting with two hands is what 8 year olds do.

 

Self-analysis....

 

Drawing
Painting
Spending time off of Fchat
Remembering tasks
Remembering to remind myself of something

The list goes on...

 

I suck at being perfect

 

drawing
singing
dancing

 

Getting up early
Going to bed early

 

Drawing

 

Studying in College
Sleeping
Sometimes concentrating
Cycling
Getting up early
Going to bed early

 

This thread's been here for 24 hours, and nobody has said: "a teat" ?

 

Eating anything - everything makes me sick.
Admitting I can not do it -give me some time.
Dealing with temperatures over 80 deg - heat stroke.
Endurance racing - Have wrong muscle fibers.
Losing a BB show to a more muscular woman due to steroids.

 

Coming from where you live, it should be pretty easy to pick something up!

 

-Waking up/staying awake in the morning(I am like a zombi, even after 15 hours of sleep)
-Artistic stuff
-Studying for several hours
-Pretty much every sport
-Presentations at school(I always get nervous and mess up)
-Understanding philosophy(It is soooo boring anyway)

 

Swimming - I'm more of a sinker
Singing - I love singing although more often than not, singing doesn't like me
Reading - If I don't like what I'm reading, my mind is flying everywhere
Remembering names and phone numbers - Thank goodness for the cellphone, ya? I'm very bad in names at times but I can never forget a face
Freehand Drawing - Just not my thing

that's not even half of what I suck at..

 

Space Travel

 

- Life

 

Forcing myself to study
Maths
Getting up early

 

Everything I am not good at.

 

Basketball
Singing
Dancing
and alot more I just can't remember,
Oh yeah, and remembering things!!!!

 

mammary

 

Spelling, towing trailers.

 

driving on the wrong side of the road?