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  1. mattymouse33

    mattymouse33 F1 Rookie

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    have you hit puberty yet? :D
     
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    LOL........that is hilarious !!!!

    We have flying squirrels you know (true)........as well as the regular ground squirrels pictured here. It's just a shame we can't make a launcher big enough to fling them over to the good ole UK.........we could talk in our best french acccents at the same time !!!
     
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    Sick, cruel and not funny.

    Just mailed peta
     
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    No, not yet....but with some luck, maybe in the next few years!! OMG, you guys are cracking me up!!
     
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    If he wants them off his porch, a shotgun is much more efficient and uncruel. A shotgun kills them end of story. Sending them off in this launcher might not kill them, but leave them paralyzed - but alive, with broken limbs, and I see it as cruelty.

    I have no problem with people killing animals...but I do have a problem with animal cruelty. I own a very tiny cat that was thrown against a wall by it's previous owner and has a broken back and is so scared of people.

    Humans can be so cruel and emotionless sometimes and while I have no hard feelings against the people laughing at this video - I think you guys are being insensitive and are from the same camp that laugh at retarded children and crippled people (aka small minded). Grow up.
     
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    Oh, please not PETA !!!! OMG, they might start a hunger strike.. (
    (You’re my cousin too, My Grandfather was from Poland. Came over here in 1908.
    I have a gun that saved you A$$ in WWII. We send you food.)


    And, , I would like to say;;;;;
     
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    Come on Edwardo...Travis told us to grow up...LOL!!!
     
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    I love people, we are made in God's image; retarded, crippled, blind, black or blue,,,, God loves us all.

    No,,, you see,,,
    I HATE retarded,, crippled squirrel's...

    Now we will go into more detail on the specific types of Road Pizzas we
    have found....

    1] The Friendly Road Pizza - This pizza is created when you accidentally or
    purposely run over your neighbors pet.

    2] Road Pizza Strip Style - Created when your neighbors cat seeks warmth on
    your car engine. When the ignition is turned, you will in most cases have
    the genuine "Strip style" pizza.

    3] The Unclaimed Road Pizza - When a line of cars strikes the creature and no
    one wishes to claim the kill, or stops to pick it up, leaving it for the
    next passing road pizza fanatic.

    4] The Extra Sauce Road Pizza - Usually of the freshest variety. Commonly
    occurs upon the creatures first day as a new road pizza member.

    5] The Pepperoni & Cheese Road Pizza - A favorite of RP fanatics. This is a
    fairly rare occurance when the head of the creature is crushed in such a way
    that it's eyes are flattened and the brains emerge from the skull giving the
    "Pepperoni & Cheese" effect.

    6] The Freeze Dried Road Pizza - This is the standard pie, lowered below 32
    degrees, creating an almost unbreakable pizza. This particular pizza is
    also one of the "Frisbee" variety described later in this file. Unfortunately
    this one is usually only found in the northern states.
     
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    Cool. U're Russian then.

    Now lets kill some infant, these are as stupid and defenceless as an animal.
     
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    Wow,, sorry you feel that way.. ha ha
    (BTW,, I think it was Prussia back then.)
    But, at least you acknowledge the fact that WE are not animals..

    Here is my farm cat, with a new friend. How cute!
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    Wow, bhdn..

    Looks like you had the Last Word. (or is everybody over at the, "Centipede eat'n the Rat thread.")

    Oh,, and I didn't know I was German..?
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    Can't decide what's funnier, the video or the people who are whingeing about it. ["Whingeing" is Brit for sniveling]

    We need the deer-sized launcher here: I had a doe stroll past me yesterday not 20 feet away. She looked delicious! ( Dubai Vol is waiting patiently for hunting season.... )

    And yes, Virginia, sqirrels are vermin. People feed pigeons too, but that doesn't make them any less of a pest.
     
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    F u to those little rat bastards this is funny as hell. i am sick of the little bastards chewing up the phone lines, the cable to the house, the fuel lines on the cars, and so on. we have a season on them every year... good quality German RWS .22 Pellet rifles do the trick every time!

    L M F A O
     
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    8. Squirrels caused the black death in Europe and currently carry numerous life threatening diseases including rabies and bubonic plague.
    It is a historic fact that squirrels, as well as their brothers the rats, were one of the carriers of the black plague in the Middle Ages throughout Europe leading to the horrible death of millions.

    9. Squirrels are the most reprehensible animals on the planet and will strike any other animal or human they come in contact with.
    There are countless documented accounts of squirrel assaults. They antagonize people and are formidable foes. It is no accident that squirrels are portrayed in film as they are, insane little creatures that do not think anything of taking on people.

    10. Squirrels kill and castrate other squirrels.
    Naturalists have discovered an alarming behavior among certain squirrels. A Male squirrel will invade the tree of an enemy squirrel and bite off the nuts of the young in the nest.
     
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    hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
     
  18. cessnav8or

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    Actually they are.

    Sceintific Classification: Squirrel

    Kingdom: Animalia
    Phylum: Chordata
    Class: Mammalia
    Order: RODENTIA

    Sceintific Classification: Rat

    Kingdom: Animalia
    Phylum: Chordata
    Class: Mammalia
    Order: RODENTIA

    Kind of look familar huh? :)
    Now as far what these guys done actually hurting a squirrel I reallt doubt it did. I have seen on more than one occasion a squirrel fall out of trees hit limbs on the way down and hit the ground and take off right up another tree. Getting shot off a 2 or 3 story balcony I would say the chance of injury to the squirrel was really remote. Relax it was funny.
     
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