Ferrari jokes | FerrariChat

Ferrari jokes

Discussion in 'Ferrari Discussion (not model specific)' started by Mondog1, Jul 22, 2007.

This site may earn a commission from merchant affiliate links, including eBay, Amazon, Skimlinks, and others.

Page 1 of 3
  1. Mondog1

    Mondog1 F1 Rookie
    Silver Subscribed

    Jul 27, 2006
    3,943
    Philly burbs
    Full Name:
    Robert
    #1 Mondog1, Jul 22, 2007
    Yesterday we were at a BMW dealership looking at a convertible for my wife. She asked him about any leaking problems. He said it's a non-issue unlike the english cars and fiats. He then said what fiat ment
    F = fix
    I = it
    A = again
    T = tony
     
  2. wetpet

    wetpet F1 World Champ
    BANNED

    May 3, 2006
    10,210
    #2 wetpet, Jul 22, 2007
    that's hilarious!!!! thanks, never heard that one!!!! today anyway. welcome to f-chat.

    ps. i just made this one up: FORD, fix or repair daily. hahahahaha.
     
  3. leead1

    leead1 F1 Rookie

    Nov 29, 2006
    2,828
    Florida
    Full Name:
    Lee
    #3 leead1, Jul 22, 2007
    Fiat means:

    "Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation"

    Lee
     
    Back'n'Black likes this.
  4. menoy

    menoy F1 Rookie

    Mar 12, 2005
    2,661
    PL
    Full Name:
    MRodziewicz
    #4 menoy, Jul 22, 2007
    Actually, next to the "Fix It Again Tony" that is probably the most known 'joke'. I guess you probably heard it somewhere sometime and subconciously brought it up?
     
  5. PhilNotHill

    PhilNotHill Two Time F1 World Champ
    Owner

    Jul 3, 2006
    27,855
    Aspen CO 81611
    Full Name:
    FelipeNotMassa
    #5 PhilNotHill, Jul 22, 2007
    Who's Tony? :D

    Oh, no. Not another Tony George joke again. ;)
     
  6. birdness

    birdness Karting

    Mar 12, 2005
    86
    Toronto
    #6 birdness, Jul 22, 2007
    FORD: Found On Road Dead

    AUDI: Acceleration Under Demonic Influence(when they bwere having problems with cars all of a sudden taking off)

    BMW: Bus, Metro, Walking
     
  7. wetpet

    wetpet F1 World Champ
    BANNED

    May 3, 2006
    10,210
    #7 wetpet, Jul 22, 2007
    sarcasm for the new guy. it's sorta like me posting a thread on a wooden ferrari.
     
  8. Stradale Joe

    Stradale Joe Karting

    Jul 26, 2006
    147
    downtown
    Full Name:
    Joe Panache
    #8 Stradale Joe, Jul 22, 2007
    I saw this tee shirt on a rapper on VH1:

    "Last year didn't know whata Ferrari was and this year I owns one".
     
  9. judas

    judas Rookie

    Sep 7, 2004
    26
    Nottingham, UK
    Full Name:
    Pete
    #9 judas, Jul 22, 2007
    My favourite is LOTUS

    Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious

    :D
     
    Back'n'Black likes this.
  10. Mondog1

    Mondog1 F1 Rookie
    Silver Subscribed

    Jul 27, 2006
    3,943
    Philly burbs
    Full Name:
    Robert
    #10 Mondog1, Jul 22, 2007
    Good one
     
  11. 355dreamer

    355dreamer F1 World Champ
    Owner Rossa Subscribed

    Apr 3, 2006
    10,469
    DC Metro
    Full Name:
    L.C.
    #11 355dreamer, Jul 22, 2007
    Freakin'
    Expensive
    Repairs
    Required
    At
    Regular
    Intervals

    Ever heard that one?
     
    wiley355, Back'n'Black and MalcQV like this.
  12. menoy

    menoy F1 Rookie

    Mar 12, 2005
    2,661
    PL
    Full Name:
    MRodziewicz
    #12 menoy, Jul 22, 2007
    Last edited by a moderator: Sep 7, 2017
  13. DGS

    DGS Six Time F1 World Champ
    Rossa Subscribed

    May 27, 2003
    60,532
    MidTN
    Full Name:
    DGS
    #13 DGS, Jul 22, 2007
    In rallye, it was "Finally: I Am Through!". ;)
     
  14. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
    Lifetime Rossa Owner

    Nov 1, 2003
    58,418
    Australia
    Full Name:
    John
    #14 moretti, Jul 22, 2007
    I always liked First In Any Trial, but then I'm biased ... and I always thought BMW was Bob Marley and the Wailers :confused:
     
  15. PureEuroM3

    PureEuroM3 F1 Veteran
    Silver Subscribed

    Jan 31, 2006
    8,804
    Toronto, Ontario, Canada
    Full Name:
    Thomas
    #15 PureEuroM3, Jul 22, 2007
  16. PAP 348

    PAP 348 Nine Time F1 World Champ
    Lifetime Rossa Owner

    Dec 10, 2005
    99,358
    Mount Isa, Australia
    Full Name:
    Pap
    #16 PAP 348, Jul 22, 2007


    There is a wooden Ferrari?? :eek::eek: :):)
     
  17. ^@#&

    ^@#& F1 World Champ
    BANNED

    Feb 27, 2005
    12,091
    #17 ^@#&, Jul 22, 2007
    how bout PONTIAC... :D :D
     
  18. wetpet

    wetpet F1 World Champ
    BANNED

    May 3, 2006
    10,210
    #18 wetpet, Jul 22, 2007
    next you'll be giving us your take on BMW. thanks
     
  19. ^@#&

    ^@#& F1 World Champ
    BANNED

    Feb 27, 2005
    12,091
    #19 ^@#&, Jul 22, 2007
    don't you know what pontiac stands for?
     
  20. PureEuroM3

    PureEuroM3 F1 Veteran
    Silver Subscribed

    Jan 31, 2006
    8,804
    Toronto, Ontario, Canada
    Full Name:
    Thomas
    #20 PureEuroM3, Jul 22, 2007
    Poor Old Nitwit Thinks Its A Cadillac
    People On Narcotics Think It's A Chevy
     
    nicholasn and MalcQV like this.
  21. ^@#&

    ^@#& F1 World Champ
    BANNED

    Feb 27, 2005
    12,091
    #21 ^@#&, Jul 22, 2007
    close
     
  22. PureEuroM3

    PureEuroM3 F1 Veteran
    Silver Subscribed

    Jan 31, 2006
    8,804
    Toronto, Ontario, Canada
    Full Name:
    Thomas
    #22 PureEuroM3, Jul 22, 2007
    Lets hear it!
     
  23. ^@#&

    ^@#& F1 World Champ
    BANNED

    Feb 27, 2005
    12,091
    #23 ^@#&, Jul 22, 2007
    nah....
     
  24. Steve King

    Steve King F1 Rookie

    Feb 15, 2001
    4,367
    NY
    #24 Steve King, Jul 22, 2007
    This one has been around for 40 years that I know of.
     
  25. PureEuroM3

    PureEuroM3 F1 Veteran
    Silver Subscribed

    Jan 31, 2006
    8,804
    Toronto, Ontario, Canada
    Full Name:
    Thomas
    #25 PureEuroM3, Jul 22, 2007
    I suggest reading this post...
    and the post prior to it and check the sarcasm potential...
     
Page 1 of 3

Share This Page