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  1. KENCO

    KENCO Formula 3

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    If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat).
     
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    When this girl at the art museum asked me whom I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me.
     
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    You ok there buddy?
     
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  4. KENCO

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    Just some more stupid fun....................


    One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
     
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  6. KENCO

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    Thats funny!
     
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    I wish a robot would get elected president. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad.
     
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    OMFG


    i must steal ur quotz
     
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    ive got loads of 'em:D
     
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    If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.
     
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    Look into those eyes boy!
     
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    ROFL! (at both Jack Handey and the cat pictures)
     
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    Get these cats out of here!!!!!

    There stinking up the whole place!!!
     
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    To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
     
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    Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point.
     
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    It's too bad whole families have to be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.
     
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