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Oh the irony.

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  1. JeffC

    JeffC Karting

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    #1 JeffC, Aug 29, 2007
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  2. topcarbon

    topcarbon F1 Rookie

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    will the real Lambo raise your doors.........
     
  3. Chaos

    Chaos Formula 3

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    hehehe now that amused me
     
  4. LouisvilleLambo

    Aug 25, 2007
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    That has to be one of the best pictures I've seen in a looonnnggg time!

    Thanks!

    Dave
     
  5. Ray G

    Ray G Formula 3

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    +1 great find!!
     
  6. Kelsa

    Kelsa F1 Veteran

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    I LOVE THIS LINE!
     
  7. ken qv

    ken qv Formula 3

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    I am cracking up!!......good find
     
  8. 2NA

    2NA F1 World Champ
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    Surely a sign of the impending Apocalypse.
     
  9. DriveAfterDark

    DriveAfterDark F1 Veteran

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    The bad part about Audi giving Lamorghini Gayardo traditional doors is that it lacks the drama of the lambo-doors.

    The good part is that a Gallardo owner now can pick up new doors at Audi's R8 department for 1/2 the price.
     
  10. topcarbon

    topcarbon F1 Rookie

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    Standard doors for non 12cylinder cars is common for the marque.

    Urraco
    Jalpa
    Gallardo
     
  11. Smurf

    Smurf Formula 3

    Silhouette:D
     
  12. ski_bum

    ski_bum Formula 3

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    That is a funny pic! :)
     
  13. TheBigEasy

    TheBigEasy F1 World Champ
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    Funny pic!

    The Gallardo doesn't look right with scissor doors though... it's too short. The Murcie has the correct proportions for them.
     
  14. zagato750gt

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    Standard doors are common on 12cylinder lambos too.......

    350GT
    400GT
    Miura
    Islero
    Espada
    Jarama
     
  15. 2NA

    2NA F1 World Champ
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    They were the "new thing" on the Countach.

    All the listed cars came before.
     
  16. Kami

    Kami Formula Junior

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    lol, that picture is hillarious
     
  17. mycarsux

    mycarsux Formula Junior

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    I shared this pic with another forum I spend too much time on, and one of the guys came up with this gem.




    With the most sincere apologies to Dr. Suess:

    Now, the Lambo-Door cars,
    Had doors flung up high
    While the Normal-Door cars
    Had door flung out wide

    Lambo doors weren't so great. There were more of a pain.
    You might think such a thing would be held in disdain.

    But, because they raised high, all the Lambo-Door cars
    Would boast, "We're the best kind of car near or far!"
    With their doors in the air, they would huff and they'd puff,
    "We will not associate with that Normal-Door Stuff"

    When the Lambo-Door cars had frankfurter roasts
    Car get-togethers, shine-ups or wine-swilling toasts
    All the Normal-Door cars got heavily snubbed,
    They were never invited to join Country Clubs.

    Then ONE day, it happened, as the Lambo-doors feared
    A stranger appeared, with the brightest idea
    "My friends," he yelled in a voice thick and fast,
    "Your problems are now a thing of the past!
    I've heard of your sorrow, your need to be fly,
    I've come here to help you, I'm the Body Kit Guy!

    With lightning speed, and work that was shoddy
    The Body Kit Guy changed the doors of their body!
    With bondo and paint and body-kit filler
    The Normal-Door Cars now had doors that were killer.

    The Lambo-door cars were now quite distraught
    What horrible things the body kits wraught,
    Hondas, Vdubs all commoners cars
    Had doors that flung high, no longer afar.
    You could no longer tell, comparing the two,
    Which was thorough-bred or what one was who.

    This could not be, it all had to stop,
    When up, once again, the man he did pop,
    "My Lambo-door friends", the man slyly winked
    "Things are not going nearly as bad as you think."

    "With a nip and a tuck and some nice fiberglass,
    You too can have doors not a pain in the ass.
    You too will have doors to fling way out wide.
    You too can now dent all the cars by your side."

    From that day onward, on the roads of this nation,
    All cars were made equal, like God's own creation.
    And the doors of the cars on the roads that surround us,
    Could be had like all others, except maybe a bus.
     
  18. Ray G

    Ray G Formula 3

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    Brilliant! Well done!
     
  19. ski_bum

    ski_bum Formula 3

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    Hmm, Lambo with bus doors........ :)
     
  20. JeffC

    JeffC Karting

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    That poem is brilliant!

    I can't believe he came up with that whole thing!
     
  21. agup48

    agup48 Two Time F1 World Champ

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    Awesome poem. Good find on that picture.
     
  22. RoWis

    RoWis F1 Rookie

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    #22 RoWis, Aug 30, 2007
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  23. Prugna 328

    Prugna 328 Formula 3

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    Funny picture
     
  24. BrianZuk

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    LOL, great picture! :D
     
  25. Mule

    Mule F1 Rookie
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    So my SUV has four "Lambo doors"...cool.
     

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