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You could answer "help yourself" with a nice smile and open the passenger's door for her .

 

Was it her question or the perky boobs that thew you?

 

If you were not married and if she did look nice ,my answer would have been :

And you look delicious !

 

You should start getting some training David........and start going out alone .

 

I was driving the Turbo yesterday in traffic with the top down when two YOUNG (could have been the driver's first day with a license) kids in an old Bronco yelled over "How many girls have you banged in that thing?!"


..."You mean today?"






Joe

 

Andrew you're getting old. " your car sounds delicious" is how the younger generation asks if you want to have a threesome.

 

Jim, did you listen to Simon and Garfunkel?

 

4 Sure.

 

You seem like that kind of guy. Good music.


And on with the thread. Sorry.

 

that just made my day, im still laughing

 

"And it sound´s better near me baby...C´mon dont be shy...get in" LOL HAHAHA

Good one like Chris said before that just made my day...very very good

 

Anytime David.....it would be a pleasure .

 

.....cool girls .

 

Didn't know that interpretation either.

Jim, is that from experience ?

 

"Would you like to hear it from my ... bedroom?" Or maybe she really just liked the car?

 

Maybe something like:

"Getting a great sound is an art unto itself. You start the engine by giving it just the right amount of gas and spark, massaging the accelerator until the idle is smooth. You let the fluids circulate slowly; it's not good to rush. After a short time you slowly ease into gear, careful not to over rev too soon. Then with a firm but gentle pressure, you give a little gas. Now it's time to work through the gears, and the wail starts building and building until it's at it's peak horsepower, slamming against the redline. The wail at this point is like nothing else on earth. The pulsing of the exhaust is exquisite! Finally, you ease off and let it cool down slowly before shutting down for the evening.

Want to go for a ride?"


Ken

 

Geesh, I've got to get out more often.

 

..........very cool Ken.......you should start producing porno movies .

 

....Except I'd skip the part about giving it a "little gas." Not very sexy, especially when your face is.........better stop now.

You could have said something like, " it doesn't sound as delicious as I'm sure you taste." Though that might get you into trouble......

 

Wanna play???!!! ;o)

 

My daughter is forbidden to go to Arlington Heights now.