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does your ferrari get too many "females"?

Discussion in 'Ferrari Discussion (not model specific)' started by exotic_kingz, Oct 31, 2007.

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  1. wingfeather

    wingfeather F1 Rookie

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    Correct.

    Most cars are Dick Magnets, not Chick Magnets.

    If you want to attract women, drive a Toyota MR2 Spider. Even then, they'll be interested in the car, not you.
     
  2. Dincenzo

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  3. willrace

    willrace Three Time F1 World Champ Owner Rossa Subscribed

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    Accepts payment in $100 bills only, on the dresser
    Wishing she could mad $$$ like #4, begrudgingly accepts anything over a $20
    Herpes A-ZZr1, but really wants to be a physicist (if she can remember how to spell it)
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    Chicks dig Escallades. They are the ultimate chick magnet. My little Lotus is like the Ferraris: teenage boys. Although several women in their 50's have come up to me and said they remember Europas when they were teenagers. Young women hate my car: too small, too loud, too smelly.

    Ken
     
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    Just have to look at F-chat, to see all the girls hanging around here.... gives you an idea
    of how much of a girl's life is used-up thinking about Ferrari.

    How many post at least once a week? 5 girls? To what.... 5,000 regular guys?


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  7. jmuriz

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    Shouldn't that be the other way around ;)
     
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    He-She's. :D
     
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    If you want to pick up chicks, buy a Corvette or a Harley. Seriously.
     
  10. Far Out

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    Can't comment on Ferraris, but old cars (pre-1975) tend to attract girls, especially if they are in some way 'cute' (the cars, not the girls). I showed some pictures from a vintage car show to a friend of mine, and she immediately wanted to have the Fiat 850 ( http://1949car1985.piranho.de/fiat-01-bilder-werksbilder3.jpg ) because "it looks like a little dog, soooooooo sweet" Same goes for Triumph TR4, Healey etc. Show up in a 60s VW Bus and the guy in the Enzo doesn't have a chance anymore ;)
     
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    bpu699 F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    You want to attract females?

    Get a:

    1) Miata
    2) Beetle
    3) Anything Hybrid

    You want to peeve off women and have them make snide remarks about your personal parts, get a:

    1) Ferrari
    2) Porsche

    You want a woman who will be attracted to you because she thinks you will take care of here financially, get a:

    1) BMW
     
  12. MaleficVTwin

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    Can't speak for the 'vette, but I can say that a Harley does attract women. Unfortunately it's the type you usually see on the back of a Harley. Ugh.
     
  13. SonomaRik

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    show me any site involving cars where the ratio of females can be counted using more than my two hands.
     
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    If you want a Ferrari, get a Ferrari because you like it. Don't expect a car, boat or any other material toy to attract much of anything but gold diggers, users, and Orange County Housewife types. If your a geek, you're a geek, just face it, an expensive toy isn't going to be much help............if your loaded and and have a trophy wife......fine, but don't expect them to love you for your heart or mind, just your bank account and the security you provide. I know two very attractive women in L.A. that won't even get close to a Ferrari let alone ride in it because it's "Pretentious", "It's too conspicuous", "You should drive a "Prius", and these women are in the film industry. It seems the fashionably, socially cool thing to do in L.A. is to give the illusion of 'Green'. Hey, if you're a hot looking girl or guy and you drive a nothingmobile or you're a total loser in the mind arena, it's irrelevant, you still always seem to attract the hot prospects of the opposite sex................it's just the way it is, always has been and always will be.
     
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    The voice of truth. I have a friend in Long Beach who has no posessions, beat up car, etc... and has slept with just about every girl in town (10's, virgins, MILFs, skanks... all kinds). He doesn't know anything factual about politics, religion or science... yet the girls practically suck his words off his tongue. Makes me sick.
     
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    texasmr2 Two Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    I also have a friend who was just like that growing up the only difference between us was that I have standard's and self respect and did just fine. He still possesses neither of those qualities, guess who's a happier person today, ME!!
     
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    Wish I could say the same.. he appears to have standards, and his life is in order, but I suspect it's because his mom is loaded & he has enough angel funding to live in a dream world.
     
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    shouldn't you have been out trick r- treating yesterday? play'r
     
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    texasmr2 Two Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    I also wet myself after reading this !!
     
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    One hundred thousand dollars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    This is almost exactly what I was thinking.

    I have seen your "cards" all over the forum, where did you get these, some are hysterical so I assume there’s more that I haven’t seen, that would make me chuckle.

    I have to agree classic muscle cars seem to attract them by the groups. Every time the guys go out for a stroll around town we meet at least one or two that seem interested in the car. My girl hates the attention it gets from others but love going for rides. Hypocrite.

    By the way I noticed the original thread starter is banned, what do you have to have done to get banned?
     
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    Yikes! So what kind of car do I need to drive so women can take care of ME financially? Ha!
     
  25. RayJohns

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    I think anyone who uses the term "females" to describe women probably does need an expensive car to get a date and/or to meet women.

    Ray
     

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