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Is It True That Australian Males Retain Their Virginity Until Twenty One?

Discussion in 'Australia' started by 512Tea Are, Dec 15, 2007.

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  1. 512Tea Are

    512Tea Are F1 Rookie

    Apr 22, 2004
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    Dearest Australian Comrades,

    An urgent and definitive response is required: Is it true that Australian males retain their virginity until the age of tweny one? If this is not the case, please state when you lost your virginity and whether you were ravished by an older woman.

    With kind regards,

    512 Tea Are
     
  2. kongman

    kongman F1 Rookie

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    im still a virgin .............just ask pap......
     
  3. ashsimmonds

    ashsimmonds F1 World Champ

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    My mum tried to strangle me with my umbilical cord.
     
  4. Arvin Grajau

    Arvin Grajau Seven Time F1 World Champ

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    Sounds about right 21 yos.In the private school sector the big thing these days is head jobs.
     
  5. 335/30 ZR18

    335/30 ZR18 Karting

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    16yrs old, and yes by an older woman... 18days older
     
  6. Aircon

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    i'll be sure to report as soon as it happens.
     
  7. ashsimmonds

    ashsimmonds F1 World Champ

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    An older woman? Oldest one died at 129 I think, good luck!
     
  8. wax

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  9. PAP 348

    PAP 348 Ten Time F1 World Champ
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    LOL :p:p
     
  10. PAP 348

    PAP 348 Ten Time F1 World Champ
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    I reckon Kongo is..........YES to WOMEN..........NO to MEN :p:p
     
  11. Michael Collins

    Michael Collins Formula Junior

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    21 months is probably abouit right,
     
  12. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
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    Dear comrade 512 Tearse M8,

    Why the sudden interest in whether the Aussie male is getting a shag before they get to the lofty age of 21 ?

    And why would it be with a woman, you know we are all sheepshaggers down under, the only difference between us and our NZ brothers is that they actually get a guilt attack and marry them :D

    Lambing season brings some strange results :)

    In Tasmania the only old virgins are the ones without any sisters or sisters that can run faster than their brothers

    Is this on a par with Old Blighty ?

    Regards

    moretti
     
  13. 512Tea Are

    512Tea Are F1 Rookie

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    Dear Comrade Moretti M8,

    I did know of an English artisan who was prosecuted for procuring sheep for the purposes to which you allude and when the judge informrd him of his abysmally poor behaviour made the further statement of ' how low can you get' to which the retort was 'dachshunds, jack russels and chihuahau's :)

    With kind regards,

    512 Tea Are
     
  14. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
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    Dear comrade 512 Tearse M8,

    Sounds like the case where a NZer was caught married to 2 sheep, when asked by the beak did he have anything to say in his defense replied, "that was bigga me"

    Sorry

    moretti
     
  15. Arvin Grajau

    Arvin Grajau Seven Time F1 World Champ

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    under 18 yos the HJ is the prefered way,no rat to worry about,disease ect.I am told this by the MILF's of "Far Kew" whom are so proud of there little whores.
     
  16. beama

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    Besides a root, he looks like he could do with a haircut :)
     
  17. goober

    goober F1 World Champ

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    another interesting thread about ferraris.

    wtf...............aussie exotics here we come
     
  18. beama

    beama F1 Rookie

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    Are you lookin for real sex too?......and you don't have to pay for it there either.....well, unless you are a sponsor :)
    Praise allah.
     
  19. ashsimmonds

    ashsimmonds F1 World Champ

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    Quid pro quo ;)
     
  20. beama

    beama F1 Rookie

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    I'll have to remember that you tart :)
     
  21. ashsimmonds

    ashsimmonds F1 World Champ

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    Ok, go get some calendars - I still owe you rent so I'll throw in some freebies. :p
     
  22. beama

    beama F1 Rookie

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    I thought they were contraband now??
     

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