What an interesting double standard. You start a timing belt thread in the 308 section and your a piece of dog doo doo.
Everyone knows real Ferraris have chains not belts I liked the "bat signal for the fluffer" schtick. I remember reading about a time when Britain was an empire. Amazing how the telegraph and steamship travel changed that. Nobody mentioned teabags yet. Dave?
Dearest Comrade Viscount Tarek, I trust you are well and that the new ship is now safely within your possession? It is indeed truly a fabulous vessel and holds the promise of gloriously happy times ahead. Regretfully, I shall not be able to get down to Monte Carlo this year but I am certain the venue will make for a frightfully happy event. Furthermore, the Grand Tour with the rest of the gang holds the promise of a splendid holiday, with the new 430 Scuderia reigning supreme amongst the magnificent cavalcade of manifoldly diverse Cavallion Rampante that will form the lengthy caravan across the continent of Europe. I attended the launch of the 430 Scuderia and thought the grey colour to be absolutely splendid. I have a feeling that you've specified yours in grey too. Is this correct or will you taking the route of the default option of obligatory red? Is it still set for delivery in March? Are you in Egypt at present? All good wishes from England and where the sun shone brightly all day today (We've had incessant precipitation seemingly for weeks) With warm regards, Graham
Graham. since you choose to air this in public, let's revue. What I said was: I did not say you couldn't bicker with the other big boys. What I said was (in another PM), "Keep your bickering crap out of otherwise meaningful threads." or words to that effect. I also did not want anyone getting angrier and taking the noise level in that particular thread to another level. One where sabers rattle, and challenges are thrown down. You just can't help yourself with this stuff I suppose, but it doesn't belong in the super car section of FerrariChat. Much as I admire your persistence, you are beginning to wear my patience thin. Soooo.... if you must post this crap, at least put it where it belongs. Which I will now do FOR YOU. Keep the SUPERCARS Forum clear of your inane ramblings please. Dave
Dear Comrade SRT Mike, I have the World Record for bans that culminated two years ago in the ultimate accollade of a 'Lifetime Ban.' . . . . . . . . For how long this staus quo may of my resurrection will remain I cannot yet say. For even as I write, Dave, the goderator, moderator commissar has his finger poised above the switch :- With kind regards, 512 Tea Are
Dear Graham, I have no problem with your postings - yes they are rambling, but the literary witticisms presented are refreshing and oft times the retorts are equally witty and allow the members of more accomplished literary talent to experience an intellectual tete-a-tete they may otherwise miss. The problem presented in my prior complaint was to do with the prolific number of such postings in a relatively small space known as supercar discussion. While such postings may be enjoyed in low concentrations, the dosage can become fatal in higher concentrations. This is to do with your fecund nature of posting in relation to the sparse contributions of others. In a larger pool (known as Off Topic), the concentration will be lower... much like urination in a shared bath is surely a greater crime than urination in a shared ocean. To wit, I am sure our friends the English greatly appreciate your friends the Americans stepping in to save you during the nasty altercation that occurred some years back and culminated in 1945, but regardless of your appreciation for said ass-saving, I am sure that, despite our unquestioned friendship, you would not want a large concentration of Americans responsible for the winning of the aforementioned altercation to spend significant time celebrating in your own country, because in large concentrations they can become obnoxious, even though the merits of the individual are unquestionable. It is my dearest wish that you should not be offended with the criticism of you or your proclivity for posting - much like our friends responsible for your rescue a half century ago would not be offended at being asked to leave, despite their contribution, simply because the locals were not prepared for their uniqueness and their number. Know what I'm sayin'? All in good fun. And are you sure the hold the record for bannings even exceeding the esteemed Gary Green and that kid with the rich daddy who lies about dad's cars? That would be a record indeed.
I moved it to the 308 section. He posted it in the SUPERCARS forum. One of about 7,000,000,000 threads of Graham's that I've moved THIS FRIGGIN' WEEK. DM
I think part of the problem here may have to do with the fact that a certain gentleman of English decent is, well, to be quite frank, of English decent. Our British brothers have a sense of humor that only a lover of such humor, or an admirer of Mr. Churchill, could appreciate. Being both, I find his wit to be quite enjoyable. However, being an admirer of the afore mentioned Mr. Churchill, I also know what happens if an Englishman feels he has been slighted; he will lower his head and shift every ounce of his being into his shoulder as he butts his way through. There is a reason why those with a predilection for Churchillian methodology are frequently represented in jest through the use of the English Bulldog! Shiny Side Up! Bill
I suppose you can be English and decent, but to be of decent descent you must also prove that your forebearers were decent folk too, and for many Englishmen that is a rather indecent proposition. Now the Irish are a whole other kettle of fish, or pot o' gold or some vessel or other....
So this is what happens when I reply to a thread at too late an hour... Ah well, certainly nothing I did not deserve! =-) Shiny Side Up! Bill Of German and Irish descent.
I think part of the problem here may have to do with the fact that a certain gentleman of English descent is, well, to be quite frank, of English descent. Our British brothers have a sense of humor that only a lover of such humor, or an admirer of Mr. Churchill, could appreciate. Being both, I find his wit to be quite enjoyable. However, being an admirer of the afore mentioned Mr. Churchill, I also know what happens if an Englishman feels he has been slighted; he will lower his head and shift every ounce of his being into his shoulder as he butts his way through. There is a reason why those with a predilection for Churchillian methodology are frequently represented in jest through the use of the English Bulldog! Shiny Side Up! Bill
Dear Comrade Protouring442, Regretfully there are no Bulldogs within this messuage. However, we have two gorgeous German Shepherd Dogs. One is but a puppykin of seven months with black and silver colouring - a really splendid creature. And yes, we have two German motor cars also - both Merkaydeez Benz. Accordingly I am rather expectant that you will have an English motor car? You will observe from this that we are pro-German here With kind regards, 512 Tea Are
I do not have an English Motorcar, though I do have an English Motorbike, a 1969 Triumph Bonneville to be precise. As for our autos, we have a Mercedes-Benz SLK230 (1999), an asc/McLaren convertible (1989), and an Oldsmobile 442 convertible (1972) that has been thoroughly modernized with fuel injection, a 5-speed transmission, 4-wheel disc brakes, and various other sundry items as either met my fanciful imagination or practical needs, whichever seemed the more important at the time. As a "beater," or parts chaser, we also have a 1986 Mercury Grand Marquis 9-passenger station wagon, though at this point in its life it would hardly be fair to call it a name of such highbrow connotations as "motorcar." Shiny Side Up! Bill
Dear Comrade Protouring442, Ah, the Triumph Bonneville; colloquially known hereabouts as 'The Bonney.' Yes, a delicious machine indeed. I once aspired to one such machine, I can see it now within my minds eye resplendant in its gleaming blue livery. It had 'clip-on' handlebars and the most fabulous racing fairing. But it wasn't to be. You may not be aware that there was also a 'Thruxton Bonneville' the nomenclature for which was by way of its association with the Thruxton Racing Circuit in Hampshire. My other dream was to acquire a BSA Clubman Gold Star DBD34 with the glorious five hundred cubic centimetre single cylinder engine - replete with an exhaust that waffled so gloriously on the overrun. Wonderful. However, this was yet a dream forever to remain unrealised. All this apart, my favourite motor vehicle is a little Ford P100 pick up fitted with a two litre petrol engine. I have been within its possession for some eighteen years long standing. It is rarely cleaned and never burnished, but somehow it has an inherent charm that fascinates. It is generally used as a conveyance at my home but often enters the hinterlands where it jousts with most everything it beholds. I like the idea of your Oldsmobile 88 Convertible which is something that holds such a magnetic appeal for me. I simply adore all the huge American cars of days now long since past. When in my teens, a garage in the village where my parents resided had a Ford Thunderbird for sale - yet another gorgeous motor car that I would simply love to become the custodian of. Yes, the American cars are simply divine - indeed I love all American things and am most privileged in enjoying the close friendship of a few most cherished of Americans. Oh, I almost forgot to mention the 'Manx Norton' . . . . Yet another desirable motor cycle that never quite fell within my covetous possession. These again are quite splendid machines; similar in many ways to the BSA Gold Star of which it was a contemporary of course. All pure nostalgia - but this notwithstanding and from this vantage point of time and distance, I still crave these illustrious behemoths of unbridled freedom from the constraints that I am fortunate in never having too many to fetter my freedom. But, such motor cycles as the aforementioned are the true 'freedom machines' and I do so well understand the mystic desire within the hearts of the youngsters who crave such indomitable road burners All good wishes from England. With warm regards, 512 Tea Are
Yes, the classic British bikes such as the Triumph Bonnevilles, BSAs, and Nortons are great. By coincidence, I just posted a picture of my 75 Norton 850 in this thread: http://www.ferrarichat.com/forum/showthread.php?p=137414125#post137414125 It is great fun to ride up on the old black & gold Norton. The young people today rarely see anything like it and it usually gets quite a bit of attention at gas stations and such. The technology on it was "old school" even when it was new in 1975. For example, to prime the Amal carbs, you push a button down on the side of each carb until a little bit of gasoline leaks out. Also, the fully modernized 1972 Olds 442 Convertible sounds very interesting. Protouring442, if you would be so kind, please post a few pictures of it. My understanding is that the "442" model designation was not the engine size but rather stood for 4 speed shifter, 4 barrel carb, and dual exhaust (2), true?
Indeed sir, it is true. Originally, circa 1964, the 442 meant 4 barrel carburetor, 4 speed transmission, and 2 (dual) exhaust. In 1965, this changed to 400 cubic inch engine, 4 speed, 2 (dual) exhaust. Later, however, as the car could come with engines of differing sizes (anywhere from 350 to 455ci) and either with a 4 speed manual or a 3 speed automatic, the 442 nomenclature seemed to just be the proper name of the car. Pictures of the 442, nicknamed "Inamorata" by my wife, can be found on post 13 of this thread: http://www.ferrarichat.com/forum/showthread.php?t=181074 Shiny Side Up! Bill
Thank you! Not to hijack this thread, but... One day, I may even finish the damned thing! The paint has not yet been sanded and buffed, and the car is filthy in that pic, but everything you see, I did. Be it of high or low quality, I have no one to blame but myself! Shiny Side Up! Bill