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  1. 512Tea Are

    512Tea Are F1 Rookie

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    Dearest C******s Sfumato and Lightguy,

    Oh dear! You have both created the most glaringly ghastly catachresis. Perhaps you will be so kind as to place an epexegesis?

    All the foregoing notwithstanidng, you appear to have wholly dismissed my application for membership of your ochlocractic temple, the portals of which I now silenty stand close by, adjacent to the sentinel-like pillars of wisdom - all in the fashion of an entered apprentice into a Masonic Lodge. However, I fear the dagger being placed at my throat - accordingly, may we dispense with this aspect of the ritual, please, dearest c******s?

    With kind regards,

    512 Tea Are
     
    512Tea Are, Jan 31, 2008
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  2. Napolis

    Napolis Three Time F1 World Champ Honorary Owner

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    Agree.
     
    Napolis, Jan 31, 2008
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  3. Fan512bbi

    Fan512bbi Two Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    Mate you are so close to the truth with that comment, there are so many CCTV cameras in the UK now that i bet you cant have a dump without being watched :(
     
    Fan512bbi, Jan 31, 2008
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  4. wax

    wax Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    Yeah, so we got picked up, and piled into the back seat of an Olds driven by some blonde who as it turns out used to work for a relative of Ted's - anyhoo Uncle Ted was already 3 cases of beer ahead of us, but, man, the shiner he gave Johnny with his elbow when they were 'restlin for the Jameson's Irish is probably still there - and - well, that much I remember, anyway...
     
    wax, Jan 31, 2008
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  5. italiafan

    italiafan F1 World Champ Silver Subscribed

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    I know it, it is too bad...you need to take your country back!

    The following story is an illustration of why foreigners shouldn't drive in someone else's country without having to learn the meaning of road signs:
    I was in northern Wales with my wife in a rented c-class Mercedes. We entered the motorway and I saw a sign that said "no limit" (limit with black hash mark through it), and I thought to myself, "self, this is great, I didn't know they had an autobahn here in Wales." So, I proceeded to cruise for the next few miles at about 110-120 mph. When I got to my aunt's home in Derby I told her this story and she nearly croaked! Lucky I ddin't run into any cops or cameras!!!!

    I love England....but man, you gotta take back control from all those labor pudwackers in wigs!

    Cheers.
     
    italiafan, Jan 31, 2008
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  6. djui5

    djui5 F1 Veteran

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    No...

    +1 I like wax :)


    hahahhahahahaha....edited!! haha
     
    djui5, Jan 31, 2008
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  7. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ Consultant Owner

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    so what did it mean?
     
    UroTrash, Jan 31, 2008
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  8. sparta49

    sparta49 F1 Veteran Owner

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    Dear comrade UroTrash, I concur with your suggestion for this month's candidate.
     
    sparta49, Jan 31, 2008
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  9. italiafan

    italiafan F1 World Champ Silver Subscribed

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    It means you have left the restrictive speed limit of the town and now can go up to the national speed limit of 70.
     
    italiafan, Feb 1, 2008
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  10. sparta49

    sparta49 F1 Veteran Owner

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    70 KMH or 70 MPH ?
     
    sparta49, Feb 1, 2008
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  11. italiafan

    italiafan F1 World Champ Silver Subscribed

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    70 mph
     
    italiafan, Feb 1, 2008
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