New and Improved F-Chat: "Survivor" Rules

Dearest C******s Sfumato and Lightguy,

Oh dear! You have both created the most glaringly ghastly catachresis. Perhaps you will be so kind as to place an epexegesis?

All the foregoing notwithstanidng, you appear to have wholly dismissed my application for membership of your ochlocractic temple, the portals of which I now silenty stand close by, adjacent to the sentinel-like pillars of wisdom - all in the fashion of an entered apprentice into a Masonic Lodge. However, I fear the dagger being placed at my throat - accordingly, may we dispense with this aspect of the ritual, please, dearest c******s?

With kind regards,

512 Tea Are

 

Agree.

 

Mate you are so close to the truth with that comment, there are so many CCTV cameras in the UK now that i bet you cant have a dump without being watched

 

Yeah, so we got picked up, and piled into the back seat of an Olds driven by some blonde who as it turns out used to work for a relative of Ted's - anyhoo Uncle Ted was already 3 cases of beer ahead of us, but, man, the shiner he gave Johnny with his elbow when they were 'restlin for the Jameson's Irish is probably still there - and - well, that much I remember, anyway...

 

I know it, it is too bad...you need to take your country back!

The following story is an illustration of why foreigners shouldn't drive in someone else's country without having to learn the meaning of road signs:
I was in northern Wales with my wife in a rented c-class Mercedes. We entered the motorway and I saw a sign that said "no limit" (limit with black hash mark through it), and I thought to myself, "self, this is great, I didn't know they had an autobahn here in Wales." So, I proceeded to cruise for the next few miles at about 110-120 mph. When I got to my aunt's home in Derby I told her this story and she nearly croaked! Lucky I ddin't run into any cops or cameras!!!!

I love England....but man, you gotta take back control from all those labor pudwackers in wigs!

Cheers.

 

No...

+1 I like wax

hahahhahahahaha....edited!! haha

 

Dear comrade UroTrash, I concur with your suggestion for this month's candidate.

 

It means you have left the restrictive speed limit of the town and now can go up to the national speed limit of 70.

 

70 KMH or 70 MPH ?

 

70 mph