who knows. i think it'd be hard to fool people twice tho. Borat is still one of the funniest film i've ever seen. Rude, disgusting but cleverly done.
I think if he could go from Ali G to me not even thinking about Ali G when watching Borat...I think he'll pull it off. If it's half as good as Borat then it'll be fantastic.
I've got a dog. I bought a large bag of Meaty Bites at Big W and was standing in line at the check-out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting 'The Meaty Bites Diet' again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 25 kgs before I woke in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned by the food. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the middle of the road licking my dick and a car hit me
Profanity warning - just for those who may be a bit sensitive to that kinda thing How to make a Gordon Ramsay Omlette Image Unavailable, Please Login
[QUOTE="Megan";137601687]Profanity warning - just for those who may be a bit sensitive to that kinda thing How to make a Gordon Ramsay Omlette[/QUOTE] It's my favorite TV show.
A lebo comes to Melbourne and after a couple of days he gets really ill, so he goes to the local doctor as tells the doc that he's been sick ever since he got here, doctor says ok i want you to take this bucket into the next room and **** in it them p!ss over the **** then i want you to inhale the fumes for 10 mins, so he does what he's told and goes back into the doctors office, doc says how do you feel now, lebo says i feel fine what was wrong with me, doc says you're just homesick.
You know what Joek, I find that seriously racist & offensive. I hope Wax removes this quickly. Have you even been to Lebanon?
Yes, probably could've got the same affect just saying a "bloke"........ rather than suggest a particular country. BTW, this would only be relevant if you were from Rotorua. p.s. for those who don't know, Rotorua is very smelly and often compared to smelling like rotten eggs. Its in NZ and has the mud pools. Lovely place though and would recommend anyone going to NZ to visit. Raced karts there a few times.
Love Gordon's show, he tells it like it is, no holding back Oooh, and I just discovered a way to get around the censors LOL <evil grin>
[QUOTE="Megan";137602282]Oooh, and I just discovered a way to get around the censors LOL <evil grin>[/QUOTE] Welcome to banned-land....
[QUOTE="Megan";137602419]ooops, am I gonna get my butt kicked for posting that?? Yikes....[/QUOTE] not the fact that you know how to do it, but if you say something like pussy by circumventing them you might be....
he may be gone from ferrarichat, but he's still good for a very good laugh!!! http://aussieexotics.com/forum/ferrari/ferrari-windscreens-t1391.0.html;msg17676#msg17676
looks like ash has moved brett's main mate's latest offering of brilliance to a private section of AE, so i'll quote it here, since it's so damn funny. some of you might remember when phil said that an F40 windscreen is the same as that of a 308. i looked up "same" on dictionary.com just to make sure i wasn't going crazy! he just said "I said they're the same, no more, no less. I didn't say they were identical. And I didn't say they weren't. they're the same.... in the same way that many things are the same, without being identical." now of course i'd be the last person to EVER accuse him of talking double dutch...but wtf is THAT about?
errrrr..yes. so what? we all point to and/or quote many different articles/posts/photos/videos from other sites. maybe your question was rhetorical.
A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport for New York, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - > she took the seat right beside him. "Hello", he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?" She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded."I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?" "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish." Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said.. "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name!" "Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy."
