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Danika Patrick WINS!!!!!!!!!

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  1. James_Woods

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    I say just give her some time, and she will equalize the weight deal all by herself.
     
  2. ProCoach

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    I never heard of goDaddy.com until she had it on the side of her suit (erm, her CAR...) :)
     
  3. racerx3317

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    I think the IRL did pass the rules change to weigh the drivers with the car. It's a fair change, she did have an advantage over everbody else. Now if she does win no one can say it was because of the weight advantage which incidently didn't get her to winner's circle anyway..
     
  4. darth550

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    Old hat, she is......

    Her moment of glory is all used up so all she's got now is playing the, "Hard looking-flat chested-never won nothing- female athlete" card!

    It only worked for Anna Kournikova because she ACTUALLY IS hot!
     
  5. pawlie

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    I wonder if she beats her husband after she loses a race...
     
  6. Senna3xWC

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    Max Mosley does too... :p
     
  7. Senna3xWC

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    Yes, I do.

    her last Indy she managed to crash into Sarah Fisher. The only two female starters crashing into each other...

    The jokes just write themselves... :D
     
  8. darth550

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    ......as Janet Guthrie smiles to herself..........
     
  9. BigTex

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    It was just an April Fool's day thread, ya'll ...we can let it go now.......I thought they were better than the Maxim series.

    She'll go back to working for a living, cashing the checks, just as her husband does......you'll note he got his 'husband' job 'cuz he was good with his hands....:rolleyes:

    I imagine those sessions went pretty much like those described in "The Surrender"......LOL!
     
  10. ferraripete

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    lol...that is funny!
     
  11. ferraripete

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    this is funny too...and true!
     
  12. 350HPMondial

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  13. James_Woods

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    And a great sense of fashion, for a bow-legged and pigeon-toed girl.

    I am sorry, but I still prefer that Bronx-Chinese pool shark lady Black Widow.

    She looks much more dangerous, and can actually WIN in her chosen sport.
     
  14. racerx3317

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    If she did, he'd never leave the hospital at the rate that she loses races....
     
  15. 350HPMondial

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  16. BigTex

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    She'd have an appointment with a laser Doc, if she was married to me! LOL!

    That was just an 'odd' shoot she did, for Maxim......
     
  17. Sfumato

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    Just for you clowns. Dave especially. But AK couldn't/can't play for crap. Sherapova (sp.) can.
    And we all know flat chests can be fixed :D
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  18. dmark1

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    You know whats amazing? This girl can out drive anyone on this forum and she is hotter than 99% of the women you guys crawl in bed with..

    Give it a rest...
    Mark
     
  19. futureowner

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    The issue is there that #2 is VERY subjective.
     
  20. racerx3317

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    Calling BS on that one too, have you had a look of some of the pics of these guys wives? Danica's cute but there are much hotter women in the streets anywhere, than her.
     
  21. Senna3xWC

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    My wife is far hotter than Danica and I see far better looking women just walking to my office.

    The first part is nonsense. WHo cares if she can outdrive me, she doesn't compete against me, she competes against the rest of the IRL. Does it matter if the #200 golfer on the tour is better than me if he can't make the cut on the PGA Tour? He makes no money beating me.

    No one pays Danica to outdrive any of us, she is paid to outdrive her competition and in that regard she is a failure.

    I guess once she is finally fired, she can always go home and console herself by saying "At least I can beat those guys on Ferrarichat"?!? I hardly think so.
     
  22. Sfumato

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    She could say "At least I can go beat Max, and get better paid for it!" Sorry, couldn't resist. My wife is hotter too.
     
  23. PSk

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    Funny how there is not a thread about the 75% of other drivers on the same grid, discussing how useless they are ... but they are male.

    Give her a break. She can drive, and she is being damned because she used whatever she can to get into what she wants to do ... just as Michael Schumacher and his brother (and he is useless too) did, etc. If you were her, you would have done the same thing too. You would not have thought, heck I'm a woman ... I'll kill my racing ambitions right now.

    Personally if I could take 30 years off my age, and start again ... I'd just about sleep with Max to get a chance at F1, and I don't look good in a miltary uniform :D
    Pete
     
  24. yzee

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    You could be the old guy with lice. :D
     
  25. gf1red

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    Listen guys if we had as much training as she's had driving a race car we could do better. What has she done?.......NOTHING


    Get her some implants and call Larry Flint.
     

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