HA, the best I witnesses was my mother picking up a bottle of Italian dressing and giving it a shake but the lid was not attached. The entire contents went in the air and came straight down on her head. LOL My sisters, mother and I didn't stop laughing for a good 5 minutes.
Mine happened when I was 10 (around '91 or '92) or so visting my Uncle and Aunt in Florida. I shook up the ketchup bottle. When I twisted off the lid the cop shot off and ketchup literally blew up all over me. The waitress and staff were really nice and took me to the back and got me cleaned up. Ever since then and I've used the "old fashioned" ketchup bottles I open them away from me.
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Dijon mustard all the way. Not the fancy kind, but I still remember about 8 years ago in Paris I was with my father admiring the architecture of the city and walking around the whole day. We found a hot dog stand near the river and got two hot dogs with Dijon mustard (no ketchup in little french stands) and it was honestly the best mustard I had ever tasted. Tried all kinds of different dijon mustards but none replicate that taste.
I was watching Jay Leno the other day, when he was talking to Billy Bob Thorton, and he was talking about his first accident, it was at a McDonalds, he was eating and started pulling out of the drive thru, and got hit, at the time he was pulling out, he was putting ketchup on his sandwich (don't recall what it was exactly) and it sprayed all over him, and he got out, and the other guy freaked out at seeing Leno with ketchup all over his face mistaking it for blood. I got a kick out of that one.