Break Up over Ferrari

A girl I have been dating for a month or so just broke up with me today. She said that I was too much into cars and that she felt she was number 2 most of the time. My ferrari and I are not really all that heart broken about it, I guess. Time to move on!

C-

 

A girl can't get you another Ferrari, but a Ferrari can get you another girl.

You made the right choice young padawan

 

When you were hearing this psychobabble, did you ask yourself, "and the problem is...? what?"

 

If she's jealous over a car, she wasn't worth keeping.

 

There's way more girls than Ferrari's.

 

If they can't understand the passion, they are not worth keeping.

 

It's not you.It's your car
Eric

 

Glad to hear you have your priorities straight

 

At a Ferrari Club dinner a rather pompous lady asked a friend’s father “Oh so **** you have four Ferraris, you must really love them?”

To which he replied “I don’t know about that, though my son must, he keeps rooting them!”




So, what do you need a girl for?









(for you yanks, rooting means "sex" and also "to break something" in Australian)

 

girls should understand that they are, at best, number 2 (possibly further down the list, depending on the number of ponies)...and be cool with it. No use fighting the laws of nature.

 

Ask her, "So how fast can *you* do a lap at Watkins Glen?".

You can ride a Ferrari much further than ...

 

This is funny

 

Are you serious? My Ferrari and I moved on?

Rack this one with the Vettes in the parking lot guy and the bum warrior stories!

 

Thanks for all of the support. This is the first time I ever lost a girl to my car. She's not worth it and I'm not giving up my car habit, much less my Ferrari.

C-

 

Confucius say, 'man who fart in church sit in own pew'.

 

+100000!

C.

 

A girlfriend should have the attitude of "if you're not happy, I'm not happy"

 

spot on

After only a month, it's presumptuous of her to believe she should be as high as number 2 anyway

 

Tell your next girlfriends, if you can blow me away in 4 seconds, pull like 12 g forces, and hum like a ferrari at the sametime, then maybe, just maybe she might be on level playing field with the horse!

 

Do you have any pics of her naked?

 

You are clearly learning the skills of a good horse-trader. It is much better to be the rider than the horse! ;o) Scott

 

LOL

 

although i dont have a ferrari, ive run into the same situation. Thinks im too into cars with racing and attending races. The way i look at it is...if she doesn't show the slightest interest in what im into or atleast understand it, then shes not for me. Theres got to be a girl out there that does understand and maybe enjoys it like i do.

 

She's saving you a ton of money in the long run. Find a gal that's a "car girl." They're out there and they get it.

 

Thanks, it's not like I'm drunk, gambling my money away, living in bars etc. I didn't think the car thing was an issue at all. She's not right for me.

C-