joke of the day

A young boy is walking down the road with a roll of chicken wire under his arm,An old man is sitting on his front porch and ask "what are you going to do with that chicken wire"? The boy replies" I'm going to catch some chickens" the old man tells him that you cant catch chickens with chicken wire,and the boy tells him he dosent know what he is talking about. About 30 minutes later the boy comes by with several chickens and the man is very supprised. The next day the same boy is walking along with a roll of "duck" tape and the old man sees him and says " what cha gonna do with that duck tape" the boy repplies" I'm gonna chatch some ducks" once again the old man tells him that you cant catch ducks with duck tape,and the boy tells him that he dosent know what he is talking about. About and hour later the boy returns with 4 ducks and again the old man is amazed. The next day the boy is walking downthe road with a tree branch and the old man asks" what are you doing with that branch"? The boy repllies this is not just any old branch, its a pus*ywillow branch. The old man yells"HOLD ON JUST A MINUTE ,I'M GOING WITH YOU"!!!!!!