Worst movie you have ever seen

Nacho Libre and Be Kind Rewind.
They forgot to write the humor into these comedies.

 

biodome. i liked it when it first came out, (i couldn't have been older than 10) but it was on hbo/cinemax a few months ago, so i started watching it, and turned it off about 5 minutes later.

 

Hated The Piano, horrible movie.

My roommate girlfriend and her girlfriend (my other roommate) wanted to see "Can't Stop the Music". I walked out within ten minutes leaving both of them behind.

Nodded out during Lord of the Rings (don't remember which one); thinking about the cute British girl beside me from work only helped for so long.

It had it's moments...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHZLxTFUTcc&feature=related

 

Oh, I didn't realize those were suppose to be funny. Maybe I should watch them again, NOT!!

 

Speaking of Paulie Shore, Encino Man was complete crap... wait, anything with Paulie Shore in it is complete crap, buuuuuuuuuddy.

 

Babylon AD, Vin Diesel's worst movie to date, and also Hancock.

 

The Way We Were - Streisand and Robert Redford.

Three times I thought this turkey was over, but no credits rolled. It just went on and on and on...

 

This movie was a complete waste of money, I felt ripped off and I went on CHEAP NIGHT! (Tuesdays are half price). I should have asked the theatre for a refund. It was horrible. If you haven't seen it it spoofs lots of movies.


SISKEL AND EBERT DON'T HAVE ENOUGH THUMBS TO PUT DOWN.

Chris

 

Miami Vice, terrible.

 

Walked out of that one too..soon as the nachos and the milk duds were done. Gotta refill on the way out and was free!

 

Thank you.

You really don't understand (maybe you do) how hard it is for me to find people who don't think he's funny. I don't get it. I have never seen him do anything remotely funny. He tries to be stupid, which is suppose to be funny and he fails everytime.

And Tenacious D? NOT FUNNY!

 

All I can think of right now...

Beerfest, Titanic, Phantom Menace, Last Tango in Paris, Big Fish, Swordfish, Reservior Dogs, Boondock Saints, Matrix 2, Pirates of the Carribean 2 & 3.

 

Crank and Tremors 3/4

 

Crank wa spretty bad but I'll have to admit I watched it til the end and was a little surprised by the ending.

 

In no order....

Traffic
Blow
Titanic
That group of movies like Beaches, Steel Magnolias, etc
Ballistic
Crank
50 First Dates

 

The Musketeer....No question.

And Nacho Libre Rocks (just to set the record straight)...i start laughing just thinking of that movie.

 

Zohan, I'm not sure if I got the spelling right. What a soup of pubes, trash.

 

Are you serious?!

I most object to Beerfest, Swordfish, Reservoir Dogs, and Boondock saints.

You have obviously never played the Boondock Saints drinking game... pick a character and everytime they curse you drink. Believe me, it will get you drunk, real fast.

Did you also not like Super Troopers?

 

This one has probably been posted before, but it was on this morning and REDLINE is the biggest POS anyone will ever conceived of in our lifetime. Even the cars can't redeem this stinker. This is Plan 9 with Cars That Race.

It makes Stallone's Driven look like freakin' Shakespeare

 

I'd give each of those a solid "C".

In 2004, I posted on this thread that "The Goonies" was my choice for all-time worst movie; this still stands.

 

Date Movie.

Just f'n horrible.


Now, another movie that's so bad it's funny is Children of the Living Dead.

 

crank

 

#1) War Inc.

#2) Dan In Real Life

#3) 300

 

crap i just rented war inc

 

As this is Ferrari chat, I would add two horrible "guy" movies involving motor vehicles:

1) "Wild Hogs" that cliched POS with Trivolta and that guy from the tool show on motorcycles going cross country. I had to endure this on a plane flight. AWFUL.

2) Driven: Sylvestor Stallone's vision of what car racing is like. I'm sure I actually threw up watching it.


I would add that all Star Wars movies made after The Empire Strikes Back are simply BAD to wildly HORRIBLE, number 4 being the worst.