What's your Halloween costume?

I went naked on a skateboard...I was a "pull-toy"
Thankfully no pics.

 

I saw some guy dressed up like a shaggy....something. I'm not sure what he was supposed to be. But when he was standing next to me some of his shaggy stuff was moved around and I realized he was wearing no pants.

 

Y'all go to some wild parties. Just wild. <shudder>

 

Well, it was definitely interesting. That's for sure. Check out this guy that was passed out on a couch.
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Last time I got that drunk I got an Article 15. (Punishment on paper in the Army). One of the guys at the party totaled his car 100 meters outside the main gate. His car was upside down with the rear axle torn out and he didn't even remember it...but nobody remembered that guy.

 

The weekend before last I went as "Mistress Steph" and was a dominatrix and last weekend I was a french maid.
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Embarrassing, of course.

It was just bad news, man. There were about 15 of us who just got out of control, but only a couple of us got in trouble. There's no way the Company Commander would punish that many guys. He'd look incompetent. (You let HOW many of your soldiers get out of control?!). The guy who got a DWI was a Corporal waiting for a Sergeant slot. He got demoted to PFC and barred from reenlistment. When he was called up to the front of the formation he was damn near in tears. The NCO who was on Charge of Quarters duty got a reprimand in his file. His statement "they turned their music down every time I told them to" didn't help. It was just bad all around. That was more than 10 years ago. I didn't stop drinking. I love a good beer. I did stop getting out of control.

 

no chance you were on franklin street in chapel hill?

 

Murderface

Yea, I know my codpiece is a bit high in this picture.
(not pictured, the tattooed stomach which says: "Pobody's Nerfect" and "This Mess is a Place" in old English)
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I went as my boss, Gov. Charlie Crist. You cna't see it that well but I have orange makeup on for the tan.
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I went to a party Saturday night, and a lady came as Obamas birth certificate, complete with circles and arrows about the 'modifications'. It was good for conversation.