Things that gross you out. ----

Lamour, I'm surprised you didn't say real boobies.

 

Eyeballs. I was watching an episode of House the other day and they stuck a needle in the patients eye. I had to cover my eyes and turn away.

 

Clearly because it should be assumed, haha

 

Last year i found a lovely desert in the fridge. Chocolate, nuts, whipped cream on top. Offcourse the green things where mint sprinkles...


















Never felt so i'll after eating anything in my whole life.

Just googles 1guy 1jar.

Scarred for life. np pun intended.

 

Fear Factor "Foodstuffs" - worst was the maggot milkshake, as I'd felt like dry-heaving while watching the episode, then a few months later, while at Fear Factor's office, saw a new, in-house "motivational" poster of it. I about hurled right there.

Morbid obesity. Please tuck your fat in.

I don't like hospitals. You're on a drip tube? Scoot over.

 

There's a running joke in my family about my reaction when, as a little kid, my mom tried to feed me peaches and cottage cheese. So . . .yeah, peaches and cottage cheese together don't sit well with me.

MM.

 

Well... I was about to invite you over for a little Octoberfest fun....

 

Ants eating a dead animal, human.

 

Something Dave told me yesterday while I was eating...

 

Trophy wives with lots of Botox, collogen lips and fake boobs. I see a lot of these mutants when I am in south Florida and Las Vegas the give me the creeps.

 

People that blow their nose at the dinner table. This actually pisses me off.
The smell of dead animals.
Stinky v-a-g-i-n-a's.
Rotten milk. I can deal with most rotten foods, but milk just kills.
Cat or Dog ****.

Think that about sums it up for me. Don't really like all the barbie dolls with crooked lips and fake tits, but I can deal.

 

Botfly's

2 girls one cup video.

The BME pain olympics video freaked me out....I saw on Wiki that it's fake

Anyone seen the video of the guy that tried to take it up the rear from the horse and ended up getting killed? Google that and try not to tense up.

 

I have a great fake vomit impression which once made my friend lose it at a restaurant. He dry heaved at the table and had to run to the bathroom...

For me, this is an overlap with the "pet peeve" thread but oily hands, touching oily and/or visibly dirty keyboards/mice. This includes motor oil and grease - I'll occasionally do basic car things like changing oil, air filters etc. but it takes some building up to since I don't like starting to get my hands all mucky, but once I'm started I can deal with it.

I'm also a "sniffer" when it comes to towels, washcloths, rags, etc. and if I detect any mold or mildew smell I won't use it, which can be disappointing at people's houses when they leave out guest hand towels that smell. I sniff my hands and nails a lot and will wash them several times during the day.

I'm not big on leftovers (save pizza, chili or some types of soup that thicken overnight), and I don't often eat them, but seeing/smelling other people's leftovers in their fridges (even if they are normal, clean people) makes me queasy.

Wax - when I was in Hawaii I rented an 'in-law' apartment that had been vacated by some girls the week before. What they didn't know was that the fuse for the fridge went out during that week, and in the sweltering Hawaiian summer heat nature moved in... I pulled the unit outside to the driveway before I dared open it, but the whole interior was a writhing, wriggling slimy, maggot-coated morass, and the smell made me literally fall to my knees and wretch uncontrollably. Every surface of the fridge and freezer was covered with eggs and maggots. They had left vegetables and several packets of meat and fish. I hosed it out, scrubbed the whole thing a half dozen times but I couldn't get the smell out. I left it outside and told the landlord it had to be thrown away, but they wouldn't and moved it back inside my room (and it still stunk, I would hose it down with Lysol 2x a day). Left that place after a few weeks.

 

I (stupidly) googled and watched Steve's 1 guy 1 cup video and..... well, it's not so much that it grosses me out but I was wincing in pain just watching it. I kept thinking it HAS to be fake, but I don't see how it is or could be.

The guy was way too calm, so he's done it before. So there's people who like shards of glass embedded in their shart pipe?

How is that guy not dead? I would think the colon is like a tube and if you cut it, you're screwed (blood leaks in, poo leaks out). How is this guy alive after that?



I see Uro is participating on this thread... surely he's seen some things over the years to curl your toes. Uro?

 

sweaty hands. My ex had them (if you can call it that, i was with her for about 2 weeks, all but two days of them I was abroad clubbing every night, with hot foreign women...). We basically got together a day before I left (I wasnt that bothered though, I already intended to sleep with as many chicks as i could while abroad and i wasnt going to break that promise for her). When i got back we went out for the night and she kept holding my hands. I kept pulling my hands away and she asked me why i did that. I then told her she had F-in sweaty hands and it was bothering me. That was the end of that.

Other people's food. I worked at a restaurant for a short while with the glamourous job as a wash up dude. I already hated touching other peoples food but i wanted some money while i wasnt in school, and being fairly clumsy I couldnt work as a waiter or anything. Yes i got rubber gloves but still touching the food and putting it in the bin always made me puke nearly. I changed rubber gloves every 5 minutes or so.

Fatty chicks who insist on wearing low tops or boob tubes. Just dont ok? While we're at it, dont wear short skirts if your legs are too fat. We know you want to look hot and sluttish, but this isnt the way. Lay of the lard and hamburgers, and start going to the gym more.

What i also cant see the appeal of is anal sex. Looks discusting and after a friend's friend tried it with some girl I was even more put of. Yes, it went in all normal and came out brown.

another one for the girls: Yes, its ok to have sex and yes, its ok to walk in to the main room where other people are sitting at the time with just a long shirt on to quickly get a drink. But please, for the love of god, make sure that the man juices are wiped of and NOT dripping down your legs while you stand in front of us and ask if there is any milk left over (come to think of it, i wonder if it was a joke).

 

Oh, that's what the one:guy/jar thing is. In that case, it definitely needs The Sex Pistols version of the tune Friggin' in the Riggin'* as a soundtrack - itself off the Great Rock 'n' Roll Swindle soundtrack - Sid singin' My Way is the other high, er, low, er highlight.

Namely, this part -

The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a ****ing nipper
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper

* aka Good Ship Venus

 

I probably would have passed out.

 

When I was a kid I was walking along the lake shore and I found a can of whipped cream. I don't know why buy I picked it up and sprayed it. To this day I still have not smelled any thing that bad and I have worked in a morgue.

 

WWW.BANGEDUP.COM There's some f**ked up s**t on that site....

 

I can't stand the sight or thought of losing a limb or digit or anything of the sorts. This grosses me out to the point of throwing up if it's real enough - movies included. I once saw a real vid of some African military-types sawing off the hand of a famished guy who stole something, I threw up for days - couldn't eat either.

I'm fine with dying. I'm fine with bullet holes in my body. I can watch a goofy thing like the Kill Bill Lucy Liu scene ... but I can't watch that scene in Blood Diamond for instance where they line up the people in the village, including the little kids, and start chopping off hands. Writing about it right now is making me queasy.

Bill

 

Speaking of things like that I, stupidly, watched one of the be headings of an American contractor in Iraq. That was absolutely the worst thing I've ever seen. It's not the video that is so bad, it was the sound. Incredibly horrifying. It perplexes me that someone could actually do that to another human being.

 

Cleaning toilets grosses me out and makes me gag.

I haven't seen 2 girls 1 cup, but was unfortunate enough to see a German movie called "Oh de toilette #3" a few years back and I'm scarred for life.

I don't like to touch trash cans. I can't stand those public trash cans that you are supposed to push open the little door to put in your trash. If I can't do it without touching it with my hands my cup or whatever I'm throwing away will just end up half lodged in there. I also refuse to touch the putrid trash can that our idiot mayor decided to make everyone in the city use. I still put my trash out at the curb in a hefty bag. Mayor Nagin can come put my trash out twice a week if he wants me to use that filthy thing.

 

Flannel bed Sheets. The infamous "wet spot".

 

I once rented a garage converted to a Home, ,
I unplugged their freezer to vacuum my car, forgot to plug it back in,,,, three months later,,,,,, WoooooHoooo.


I didn't man up to that.
Blamed it on his kids.
Made the landlord clean it.
Oops

 

chicken wing pizza