Stupid but funny things you've done when you've had one or so to many...

Stayed over at a friends penthouse (where i usually stayed during the weekends if i couldnt drive home). There where a few girls there and one of them obviously wanted me, but i didnt really find her attractive. After sort of rejecting her a few times she walked of, got a bottle of whiskey and vodka, and started feeding me and my friends so much of it.

I ended up standing up the snooker table, when Dave threw a snooker ball to me, just missing my balls (It was an accident though, ), i lost balance and fell over backwards. Luckely the coffee table was there to break the fall with my head...

I was fine though, and we drank some more until i passed out on the sofa. Woke up around 12 the next morning with the worst hangover in my life, Moment later Timon and Dave woke up to... damn, the place was completely trashed! Red wine over the walls, on the white carpet.

It was a good night though

 

For the Americans...

Snooker = Pool

 

Party in the barracks about 10 years ago when I was a soldier. A bunch of us started drinking not long after we got released for the day. I ordered a pizza then kinda forgot about it. After 3 hours or so I started asking everyone "Where's my pizza?" Fast forward...I don't know how long. Someone has a video camera on me while I'm sitting in the bathroom floor. The cameraman is saying "You need to puke, Lee. If you don't puke, you're gonna die". After a couple of minutes, I puked...all over my lap. Twice. I then passed out in the bathroom floor and puked on myself some more. A couple of guys walked me back to my room later on. There I was, covered in puke from head to toe. Who walks into the hall but the delivery guy who is several hours late. I ran up to him, grabbed him by the arm and said "Pizza guy!" He screamed "WAS IST LOS?????!!!!!" (What's going on?). It took a while to live that one down.

 

I'm sure it was good...but I don't really remember!

 

I seem to recall it involved a hospitality tent...........

 

I knew a guy who went through the Taco Bell drive-thru buck naked....only he wasn't drunk, just a perv. The woman in the window even asked him if he was naked.