SOUTH PARK......TOP 24 Cartman moments........

I always remember him saying "It smells like a$$ out here..."

 

I can't believe they left THE best part out!!

The best Eric Cartman LOL-moment I had was when he was collecting sperm for his Sea Men aquarium. He tells rest of the gang how he managed to get it, and sais something in the line of: "I met a cool guy. He told me to close my eyes and suck it out of a tube."




Cartman is beyond awesome. Only character to challenge him in the matter of awesomeness is Stewie from Family Guy, IMHO.

 

Ah that one is hilarious.

one of my favourite moments of cartman is when he dresses up as Hitler and chef makes a complaint. Principal victoria takes him to her office and shows him a video about how a man Hitler was. At the end of the video she asks: 'so Eric, do you have any questions?'; [eric] 'yes, can i see it again?'. (pinkeye episode)

 

I like when he turns Butters into "Boy with balls on chin", then Cartmen turns himself into a out of control kid and says something along the lines of; "One time I had sex with an intern and killed her; Whatever, I can do what I want!".

And the new High School Musical parody show; "Cartman, I thought I you were gonna kill yourself?" "I tried Kyle, I tried. I sat in my moms car all nightl; these damn hybrids just don't do the trick anymore."

 

"I'm a cop and you will respect my authoritaaaaay!"