Microsoft has officially lost it, I wish this wasn't real...

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Drugs.

 

Steve Ballmer.

 

You should be banned for posting that.

This thread needs a 'someone will undoubtedly post that they want the last four minutes and 17 seconds of their life back' warning.

 

Some of us bled out before reaching the end.

 

I could only watch 44 seconds before contemplating suicide and/or computer murder. Maybe that should be the point to this thread, how long could you watch before shutting it off.

 

Oh good GOD!

 

I made it to about 24 seconds when the girl started that so-called singing...

 

You have got to be kidding? My son could have thought of a better campaign than that and he is 4 years old!

 

I made it 33 seconds, I guess I am in 2nd place...

 

Ok no way that is real. Anyone else notice the little girl is on a PowerBook?

Maybe a real idea but I know those guys and every one of them would have been fired for putting a Mac anything in their add!

THIS however is a real Microsoft video that the people at Microsoft R&D did for a prank to rant about how marketing messed with their ideas....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeXAcwriid0

 

UGGGHHHHH I want my 54 seconds back.

 

I'm saved! My computer at work won't load YouTube!! Ususally this is a bad thing, but this time due to everyone's reviews, I won't complain.


I'm sure for morbid curiosity I'm sure I will end up viewing it when I get home.

 

2:53 winner!
NOT!

BT

 

i made it all the way, do i get a prize?

i can see it now: songsmith idol, i think it's a winner!

 

I lasted about 22 seconds............I *was* hoping I'd see their heads explode and some one say " HEAD SHOT!"

 

Yeah, I did too...I wanted to see if there was something funny at the end...

Go get copyrights to that NOW!! That's a money maker for sure.

 

Maybe they were actually just advertising glow in the dark towels? Cause I kind of want one now...

 

OK, here's my opinion.

The commercial is uber ghey. No question.

I am, however, VERY interested in other applications this could be used for.

My question is whether or not this program can export the chords it comes up with into MIDI notes, and if those notes would require a separate mechanical license in order to be inserted into another composition for profit.

I cannot tell you the number of hours I sat with raw acapellas listening to them over and over again trying to compose something simple and usable. This could be something for guys like myself who used to spend their time doing that kind of thing.

I could insert the raw vocal into this thing and let it spit out random melodies and then export the notes to a real sequencer and use real instruments to compose.

RMX

 

Terrible.

 

the dad looks like he's trying to take a dump for the first minute of it.....