Just the facts Ma'am | FerrariChat

Just the facts Ma'am

Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by darth550, Feb 26, 2004.

This site may earn a commission from merchant affiliate links, including eBay, Amazon, Skimlinks, and others.

  1. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
    Lifetime Rossa

    Jul 14, 2003
    60,791
    In front of you
    Full Name:
    BCHC
    The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
    squirt blood 30 feet.
    (O.M.G.!)

    A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
    (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

    A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
    (Creepy.)
    (I'm still not over the pig.)

    Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
    (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)

    The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
    body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
    ("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!")

    The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the
    length of a football field.
    (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)

    The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
    (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

    Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
    (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

    Butterflies taste with their feet.
    (Something I always wanted to know.)

    The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
    (Hmmmmmm........)

    Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
    (OK, so that would be a good thing....)

    A cat's urine glows under a black light.
    (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

    An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
    (I know some people that are like that.)

    Starfish have no brains.
    (I know some people like that too.)

    Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
    (What about that pig??)

    __________________________

    DL
     
  2. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
    BANNED

    Aug 3, 2002
    40,647
    California
    Full Name:
    Carbon McCoy
    i remember the first time i got all that in an email... i also remember the 30th time... the 412th time... the 1,058th time... :D
     
  3. 96impalaSS

    96impalaSS F1 Rookie

    Dec 8, 2003
    3,524
    Hell
    Full Name:
    Chris
    Pretty cool.
     
  4. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
    Lifetime Rossa

    Jul 14, 2003
    60,791
    In front of you
    Full Name:
    BCHC
    Really...I forgot!

    DL
     

Share This Page