What Can't You Do In Your Ferrari?

I was having a healthy laugh/chat with a couple of pals today and we were discussing what you can't do in a Ferrari. We came to the conclusion that you can't do the following things purely because all eyes are on you as a Ferrari driver.........is that a sports star behind the wheel?

1. Pick your nose (not even if you think you're alone)
2. Use your mobile/cellphone without a hands free kit
3. Get eye contact with a gay man
4. You can't be an Adonis as well as a Ferrari owner
5. You can't give the finger back to the low-life's who call you a *?%&£$ (they're bound to see your car parked up at sometime)

Anything else you can't do spring to mind?

 

Hmm.. a foursome? (Three might just work...)

 

Carry a sheet of plywood?

 

stand up. gtb

 

Tow a trailer.

Although as a kid I always thought having a Ferrari with one of those beat up utility trailers behind it would be quite funny.

 

Eat and drive at the same time.

 

..I'd say...carry a decent rifle in the trunk??

 

Go through the McDonald's drive through.

 

Put a drink in the "cup holder"

 

I've already proven some of you wrong.

1) I've gone through a Mickey D's drive through.
2) I've eaten and driven at the same time.
3) Someday I'll tell you about the foursome... but not today.

 

Short tight skirts and high heels don't work either...

 

Go fly fishing using dirt roads to get there.

I like Karen's answer better.

Taz
Terry Phillips

 

I was thinking of going up on the mountain and cutting a cord of firewood. There are some great driving roads in West Virginia. But, had to leave the Ferrari at home on that one.

 

Go slow?

 

Dear Ferraristi,

I'd like to see you try that in my Lamborghini....no really !


I too have gone through the Wendy's drive thru and Taco Bell as well....many times.

Cup holder? Well, you can use the small cubby in the center console of my 91 Testarossa. In my Lambo....no dice.

4some? ....I can only dream.

Oh Oh...I know.....

be modest


Shamile

Freeze....Miami Vice !

 

OMG,... just purchased a 550 and this was reason "Numero Uno" for getting it.

Now what am I going to do? Sweats and flip-flops just don't work for me,...

 

Can't tow my boat.











Darrell.

 

Drive wearing Redwing arctic boots.

Wear a tall hat.

Oh you tease.

(How you say?: "Works for me!" )
(Or: "Work it, baby!" )

 

I GOT ONE!

you can't stare at Lambos!

-G.B.

 

Depends, dont work for whom?

 

Beat a GT-R around the Nurburgring

I kid, I kid

 

I've always wanted to drive a Ferrari through the McD's drive-through. It's one of my goals in life.

 

I've driven a 360 Spider through the drive through at In-n-Out.

Got a date out of it. And a free shake!

 

You can't deny one of your life long dreams has been realized.

 

Go through your service bills ??