What Can't You Do In Your Ferrari?

I beg to differ:

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=ED732L3ggWM

 

LOL! Note she didn't try any hillstarts though!

 

Heels don't work for hillstarts, but you're right the skirts seem to work just fine for truck and bus drivers when I have the roof off!

 

Sex is out, since I don't actually own a Ferrari. Maybe if I were still in my teens. but nowadays I'd have to have 30 mins. to warm up--

 

And when im driving the motorhome

You do know the truckers all "share" the visuals via CB radio?

 

-go shopping
-take your wife and kid at the same time
-save fuel
etc,
but most importantly you can't be miserable in a ferrari

 

Make yourself wish you had purchased a GT-R instead of your Ferrari!!! LOL Touche' Boris

 

Another one here claiming "WRONG!". My first week I took a buddy who was on his lunch break, through a mickey D's.
I've also taken soda bottles back for return and gone grocery shopping.

I just love the whole "fan-ghetto-tastic" expression on ppl's faces.

 

Yeah I love drive through girls

 

I was thinking 'go camping in the woods' but you beat me to the punch.

 

Just a shake?

 

Go over speed bumps.
Take enough luggage for my wife on an over night trip.
Drive in snow.
Put the top up in nice weather.
Use regular gas.
Park next (close) to a beater car that has dings in it.
Put it away dirty.
Drive it or park it without getting attention.

 

Pick some one else's nose.

 

The heck you say! All you need is an interior color that hides boogers.

 

Does Ferrari make light yellowish-green interiors?

 

Can't f#rt in a ferrari, man does that hurt.

 

That sounds so awesome. OMG, I could listen to that all day.

 

I'd love to be her passenger. Just look at how those legs sit, twitch, clutch and accelerate.

 

I bet you watched the video inset the whole time...!!!

Forget being her passenger, I would rather sit where she's sitting and drive it by myself. I don't think I've ever experience a joy greater than driving a Ferrari.

 

As W.C. Fields famously said "I'd rather have two girls at twenty one each than one girl at forty two".

 

They weren't 21, they weren't gorgeous, and they weren't nymphos. Maybe it is in those areas specifically that the difference lies.

I imagine Fields said that in his elder years. To him, I say I would rather have one at 42 than two at 21 each. Though he would likely retort that the problem with youth is that it's wasted on the young. Alas, the grass is always greener, I suppose, on the other side.

 

Sorry Carby....but nothing beats a good raunchy session of playing "hide-the-weasel" with a sexy lady.