OMFG I am in Tampa International right now. Flight delayed. God, I am listening to some yo yo scream on his cel phone about taking the A-Line from NYU to somewhere. STFU!! Jeez, do you talk to people that loud face to face? Right before this was some fat ass guy on his phone shouting about "my patient needs this, my patient needs that..." Obviously a ****ing doctor and wants EVERYONE to know about it. Fat ****. STFU jackazz!!! I just plugged my ears and he saw me and shut up. Good lord. Hey you fat bearded jerkoff, if you are reading this and were at Gate C34 around 5:05pm tonight on the Jacksonville flight, you came this close to having that phone shoved up your ass. RMX
I am becoming convinced that the telephone-in particular the cellphone-is the worst invention in human history.
+1 !! Including people that call me to 'chit chat'. I have no interest in chit chatting. If you have a question for me ask it then gt off the phone. I have more pet peeves than I can keep track of.
1) When a one person (usally during lunch hour) walks into Subway or Quiznos and holds up the line for 20 minutes ordering sandwiches for the whole friggin office. 2) This obession that people under 30 seem to have with "flip-flops", I mean they wear the things everywhere, and seem to have no clue that not everybody wants to see their nasty arse feet. 3) Left lane drivers, esp. the 18 wheelers that love to form "rolling roadblocks" 4) People that automatically assume that just because they think their kids/dogs are cute that everyone else does as well. To that end parents who take their small children to fine dining establishments, R rated movies, or even the grocery store, then refuse to leave when their child starts misbehaving and disturbs everyone but them. Kids throwing french fries in Mc Donalds, shooting spit wads in Chuck E Cheese, and screaming at the top of their lungs while watching "Cars" is almost expected at some point, subjecting others to this behavior in adult enviroments (because you are too lazy to get a sitter or too selfish to care) is not and completely unacceptable.
1)Drivers who text while driving slow, not using turn signals, slamming on their brakes suddenly because they aren't watching the road!! 2)Smokers who throw their cigs out the window as if the world is their depository. 3)People on cell phones in public places talking VERY loud with no regard to anyone at all. 4)Drivers that try to block me in just cause Im in a Ferrari 5)People at my Gym that sweat on machines and don't wipe up after themselves 6)When I hold a door open for a woman or man and they just walk through without a thank you. 7)FChatters who put down non-owners! Especially because without the non-owners there would be no friggin FChat community!!!
Oh yeah when, at the gym, I have to remove like 600lbs of plates off of a machine because some lazy azz had enough energy to lift that amount but not put them back on the rack. These are the same people who have to park right in front of the gym just to go in and spend an hour on the treadmill. RMX
I have a new one this week: The 'Sales people' (cough-hack-choke) that Macy's hires for the holiday's. Where do they get these people? They no NOTHING about anything in the store. At a Macy's this week, I went up to a girl in one of their clothing area's and asked where Women's Boots were locate. She looked at me and said "I don't know" (and went back to her newly learned task of folding a pair of jeans). I asked if there would be any chance she (Could get off her fat ass) can find somebody that could tell me where that department was located. Her reply was "I do not know" (VERY poor English BTW). I then asked "You do not know who to go to for any questions you have?". She pointed to a guy at one of the registers in her department and said "Go see him". ^&&@@!!&&@^%$#!!! I go to the guy at the register and asked. He had to call for a manager! at that point, I walked away. HEY MACY'S!! 1) Hire people that speak ENGLISH! 2) Start training the temp holiday help in October, not on December first and throw them on the floor on the 5th! 3) Hire people with an IQ ABOVE 10
People who end sentences with "at". "Where are you guys at"? Even a TV reported said this to the remote guy today.
I can understand where you are at. This one also bugs me when I hear it, like yesterday while watching TV at a friends house I was at. It's a good complaint, so that's were I am at
Like the old joke: Visitor: Where's the library at? Harvard student: At Harvard, we don't end a sentence with a preposition. Visitor: Oh. OK. Then where's the library at, @sshole.
