HELP Problem with Dad's 330

ummmm......this is gonna be goooood [early '09, and already an epic nominee]

Guessing ol' dad doesn't EVER read vintage section...this thread is safe

 

This thread needs pictures!

 

Have you checked the air in the tires?

 

Forgot to ask, did you use an oil resistant hose in that washing? You may have to do this again....

 

Do you have one or two kidneys?

 

I.P. Check, aisle 2 please.

 

I don't think you're going to get on the Jalopnik troll of the week feature with this weak effort. At least come up with a new way to sound retarded.

http://jalopnik.com/tag/welded-differential/?id=5159377


I hate to use internet vernacular, but in this case I think it sums it up quite nicely:

FAIL

 

believe me, don't think anyone was taking the bait. ... this exact same post is on a couple other sites too.

 

Dude, you a bit early for April fools jokes.

Welded differential, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That was funny.

 

Make sure you only use genuine Italian air in the tires and try again.

 

They don't have "candid camera" on computers, so this might be real...I just can't get past why you would change the spark plugs and empty the oil versus towing it back to the garage. I mean, there are lots of people who lack common sense, but I'd figure if you knew how to change the plugs and empty the oil, you'd know better in this case.

I won't even comment on the above section...the "b.s.-o-meter" went off the chart with that part.

 

You priced that any lately? Thats stuffs gotten expensive. I was gonna buy some when it was $2 per liter (100kg,cm) bottle, but now its over $8 at Ricambi, and TRutlands? Whoa, ya better be sittin down. Of course Ted did say his comes from Venice and his is in 2 liter bottles.

 

He should have used virgin olive oil and not the wal-mart stuff.

 

A '67 330GTS 2+2, right? How did you come up with that one?

 

have you been selling under age kids Ferrari spark plugs again Daniel??

Ray

 

...tricking these Ferrari owners should be a snap!
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your joking right? or are you just an idiot

 

I vote for idiot, but probably not.

Art

 

Good try but water does not dissolve oil. You should have used gasoline, but now that you have both oil and water in the sump you need to flush with acetone. Make sure you have fresh plugs and crank her over...

 

Your dad probably keeps a close watch on the odometer. When you get it running again, put the mileage back to where it was by jacking up the rear of the car on a spindly jack and running it in reverse for a couple hours with a broomstick holding down the throttle.

 

put some sugar in the gas tank - I heard it makes the car run sweet!

 

Agee B.S meter currently running at 105%..... Dad owns a 330 and does not read F-chat.....

But I have seen some "Interesting" things though.

My neighbour came over one day (knowing I play with cars) and said that her car wont start, went and had a look sounded like a flat battery so hooked up a jump... no go. Thought it was probaly the starter motor so decided to push start it and get it to the auto elec's, still no go.
Noticed the motor was still warm so asked if it has been run today, yes was the answer just came home topped up the oil and now it wont go.
Topped up all right,....... right to the top of the rocker cover....pulled the dip stick out and it was like a geiser.....

I think this is BS but it would not surprise me if someone had done this in the past....

 

Oh, come on ... all obvious Ferris jokes aside... this is SO clearly a troll. Why waste the bandwidth? (oops. Guess I just did too)