The Greatest Movie Line, Ever....

Ha ha good one.

"you cannot force open the petals of a flower. When the flower is ready it opens itself up to you."

"When do you think Carmen will open up her flower to you?"

"Tonight, or I will keeeel her!"

 

"Carbon on the valves"

 

Sean Connery - "Dr. No"

After the three hitmen have crashed the Packard hearse over the side -

Road crew guy - "What happened"?

James Bond - "I think they were on their way to a funeral."

 

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN

You are a bad man !

No .. I'm a good man, I'm a bad Wizard

 

Princess Bride... the entire film is filled with great quotes. A sampling...

"This is true love... you think this happens everyday?”

“Have fun storming the castle!”

“My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.”

“You seem a decent fellow, I'd hate to kill you. You seem a decent fellow, I'd hate to die.”

“"Inconceivable." You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

“When I was your age, television was called books.”

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!”

"Thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice papercut and pour lemon juice on it?"

 

Pulp Fiction
"I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my a$$ two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you."

Mr. Mom
"220, 221...whatever it takes."

Christmas Vacation
"Merry Christmas........sh!tters full!"

Full Metal Jacket.
"I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fu** my sister."

 

Do you think I'd work in a place like this if I could afford a real snake?
Blade Runner

 

"Hey baby I'll bet you were someting before electricity"

"That's the ugliest hat I ever saw. You buy a hat like that and you get a bowel of soup...(seeing Judge wearing the same hat)..Looks good on you though"

"Here is..the Cinderella boy..on the 18th...at Augusta..."

 

Oh....yes....Caddyshack is full of great lines...like...

"pick up that blood....."

"last time a saw a mouth like it had a hook in it"

"whew...dance of the living dead..."

 

Dave: Yeah, **** you Dewey! In twenty years, not once have you thrown a woman my way. You don't think we like cheating on our wives too?
Sam: And you never once paid for drugs. Not once!
Dave: You pay that chimp more than you pay us! I had to borrow from the chimp to get a mortgage on my house!
Theo: And those stupid siamese glass cats you get us every year for Christmas! I don't want anymore siamese glass cats!
Dewey Cox: The siamese cat is a symbol of nobility in Ancient Egypt.
Sam: **** nobility!
Dave: **** Ancient Egypt!
Theo: ...**** cats!
Sam: And you never paid for drugs. Not once.
Dave: [angrily] You slept with my wife!
Theo: You slept with me too! And I've had confused feelings about that for ten years now!
Sam: And you never ONCE paid for drugs!... Not once.