Those are funny. "Today, I flew into New Zealeand to surprise my girlfriend on her trip. In the New Zealand Airport I recieved a text message saying she wanted to break up with me. I live in Michigan and just spent $1,500 for this romantic surprise. FML" 10 to 1 says his girlfriend switched teams. There are so many beautiful and perfect girls in New Zealeand.
Its a a terrific country for a laid back holiday....forget you got the txt and power on and have a good time on your own before you have to back to Michigan and freeze your dusters
Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied: "that's okay, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
Today, my wife and I were driving to the gas station, she let me out before she pulled up to the pumps because I had to buy some things from the store. I returned to see my wife proudly filling the tank. Smiling, she told me that diesel was cheaper than regular gas. We don't own a diesel car. FML
Perfect question for that one, one of the comments By the time your dad got to his car in the driveway you already dressed up completely in multiple step clothing?
Great link, this one made me chuckle: Today, there was a story called "Looking Good" about fashion in school that ran in the local newspaper. On the front page of that section it featured a picture of my class. I was photoshopped out. FML
Disgusting, but funny as hell. Reminds me of the time I watched a guy at a bar go into the women's restroom and didn't even realize it. That was hysterical.
I don't know if you guys ever read or post on http://www.fmylife.com/, but I enjoy reading it. I figured we should have an Fchat thread for your FMLs, so... I'll start. Today, I went on a date. We were seated at our table when the waiter comes up from behind me and says "how are we doing today ladies?" I'm very much a guy. This was my first date with this girl. She laughed at me. FML Okay, your turn...
Last week, I pulled 3 all-nighters to complete my school work ahead of time in order to miss class to go to an interview. I accidently fell asleep and woke up at 5:35am, just in time to miss my 6am flight to their corporate headquarters half way across the country. I had been researching their company history, my browser was still on their corporate values. FML
It's FML thread:*Fchat Edition* Are we supposed to put our own FML stories up or copy and paste them from the site??