But I digress.....

I need a Lambo so I have something to do in the evenings.

 

My ex ran off with another man 6 years ago and I've not heard from her since. I don't know where they live.

It's making me question the strenght of our relationship.

 

She probably left you because you can't spell, i.e. "strenght" !

 

aah-haa! everything's falling into place now

 

Keep it off topic guys.....we don't want to get this thread locked.

 

Today I got a mouse cut while on FChat. Stings but only a little blood.

 

Safety first!

 

Just finished jogging............

 

Just pulled a tick off my dog. Now he's drinking out of the commode to wash down his treat.

 

I wish I still had my 62' 409 Impala. Dual quads and four on the floor, with stubby lakers and 409 emblems shaved.

She was a 'Sleeper'!

 

I wish I had my '69 convertible Camaro...........

 

cook breakfast at home or go out for breakfast.... worlds toughest decision.....

 

Last night she told me she was falling in love with me. I don't know how to handle that.

 

Solution: put the front tires on the rear.

 

Find a new girlfriend.

 

Solution: find something you can handle, like a wet pillow or something. The correct answer is, "prove it."

 

I have to go to work now

 

travelling tomorrow............

 

It's my Birthday today.

Had to send 2 checks to the IRS and 2 to the state coffers. I hate my Birthday!