Its Friday. What have you learned this week?

You guys know what I learned Hahah

 

Also learned that Somalian Pirates have a love for hijacking US freighters.

 

not to take Classic Korean Literature for a letter grade...

 

I learned that when my wife goes on a diet, I am also on a diet by default.

 

That cutting lines of coke with the same credit card you will be using to pay off tickets at the courthouse is not a good idea.


Ok, that is a lie, but how funny would that be if it were true?

 

I learned how to get the dumb blonde waitress to pick up the check for me and my girlfriend

 

Freaky Friday, things ain't going my way
Everything is gone, my life is a country song
Freaky Friday, go play on the highway
Everything is wrong, what the heck is going on

 

I learned that if each galaxy were a pebble of sand, there still isn't enough sand of this planet to represent how many are in the solar system.

 

you will re-learn that one again and again...trust me

 

Sometimes it is better to hide or lie in your relationship.

 

What did you learn?

 

I just learned someone charged over $4,000.00 on my MC yesterday. I have his email address, city & state for delivery but that's it from customer service at Best Buy. Please tell me how to get more info on this guy!

 

THAT is the question of the week.

 

Ummm, this doesnt make sense. First, dont you mean grain of sand. And instead of solar system, dont you mean universe?

 

I learned it is possible to eject fluids from both ends simultaneously for 8 continuous hours.

I learned that it is possible to lose 15 pounds of body weight in 24hrs.

I learned that the next step is going to the emergency room to have IVs for 5 hours.

I learned that I don't like food poisoning.

 

I learned that, "A man's got to know his limitations" and take some time off from work.

 

I've learned that I'm happier when I'm busy.

 

I learned that if you call scouting properties (walking in the woods for a couple of hours on a beautiful day) work, then life is alright.

 

I learned some of the rules of rugby and what double clutching is.

 

I learned that you have to literally crawl under the cockpit to reach the bombadier's seat of a B-17 bomber.
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Ha! I had some bad Chinese food and did that a few years back. Quite something to have your entire torso convulse and squeeze both ends.



This week I learned that having SEVEN phone jacks in an office does not mean that the phone technician can wire it. Maybe three technicians and two trips.

 

Keep it in a fridge...things last longer there.

 

That seat is the BOMB(er)!