You need to make a trip down to the State Fair of Texas this Sept/Oct. http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/082708dnmetfairfoods.1996ef51.html My all-time favorite from this guy's booth was the fried Peanut Butter and Nanner Sandwich.
To take the cuisine up a notch, I present Sweetbreads & Foie Gras in Madeira glace If the calories don't get you, the cholesterol will !!! Image Unavailable, Please Login
'Nads and bile. Pfffft. I could eat pizza until my rectum explodes, and then probably some more. Thank god for a good metabolism.
Tempura ice cream? Is it kind of like Japanese Mochi? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mochi_ice_cream If you haven't tried it, It is really good.
http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/114362347/bacon-infused-waffles-submitted-by-breda-via MMM...bacon waffles http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/108222529/donut-fries-donut-french-fries-with-raspberry I would try those. Donut fries