Just received this email minutes ago: "Dear Webmail Account User This Email is from webmail Customer Care and we are sending it to every webmail Email User Accounts Owner for safety. we are having congestion's due to the anonymous registration of web mail accounts so we are shutting down some webmail accounts and your account was among those to be deleted. We are sending you this email so that you can verify and let us know if you still want to use this account. If you are still interested please confirm your account by filling the space below. Your Username,password,date of birth and your country information would be needed to verify your account. Due to the congestion in all mail users and removal of all unused webmail Accounts, webmail would be shutting down all unused Accounts, You will have to confirm your E-mail by filling out your Log in Information below after clicking the reply button, or your account will be suspended within 24 hours for security reasons. *Email Username :.............. *Email Password :.............. *Date of Birth :.................. *Country or Territory: ......... After following the instructions in the sheet, your account will not be interrupted and will continue as normal. Thanks for your attention to this request. We apologize for any inconveniences. Warning!!! Account owner that refuses to update his/her account after 48 Hours of receiving this warning will lose his or her account permanently. Thanks. WebMail Program." ............they must be idiots to try to think they can lure someone into this trap.
My Dearest Esteemed Mr. Tarek sir, It is with great aplomb that I must implore your sincere discontinuance of your rebuttlement of this webmail campaign that we progress for you. It is most deplorably not in our nor your esteemed interest to thusly broadcast your desire for our esteemed selves to dis-buttress our campaign of webmail confirmations, which we must assuredly continue. Very best and esteemed greetings, Mr. Thompson Moritangna, Esq. In the humble service of his Lordship, Lord Puffnstuff (H. R.)
Oh come on! They at least could have added something about somebody dying and $50,000,000,000,000 USD floating around the UK, Hong Kong, or Africa which needs to be nailed down with your exclusive help.
funny that you started this thread today, my girlfriend was just telling me last night how she lost hundreds of photos that she had in a hotmail account, she kept getting emails from hotmail saying that she needed to sign in otherwise they would delete her account in xxx days, well there was a glitch and even though she signed in at least 10 times they still deleted her account and while this was happening she emailed hotmail explaining the situation to which they replied to FOUR days AFTER the account was deleted saying there was nothing they could do! so all of her pictures of high-school, her puppy etc are GONE for GOOD! So my point being, some email providers actually do send out emails like this, but I suggest contacting them with a cut/past of the email asking if it's for real or not. Thanks James Simpson p.s Tarik might be in Egypt July 17th for a friends wedding!
I got some emails from the IRS asking me to send them details of my accounts etc. Wonder who wil buy into this ****
From: Federal Bureau of Investigation Dept: Anti-Terrorist & Monetary Crimes Division Office: Washington, D.C. Headquarters Address: J. Edgar Hoover Building93 Pennsylvania Avenue, Nw Washington, D.C. 20535-0001 Attention: Funds Beneficiary This is to officially inform you that a foreign bank from Africa have transfered funds worth Millions of United States Dollars with your name as the beneficiary. This foreign bank knows that they do not have enough facilities to effect this payment from their location to your account and therefore they used what is known as Secret Diplomatic Transit Payment (S.T.D.P) to do this transfer and they are currently awaiting a confirmation from you for final crediting to your account. Secret diplomatic payments are not made unless the funds are related to terrorist activities, so if you are not intending to finance terrorism and your transaction is legitimate, why then did you agree to receive these funds through this means that was used instead of a direct transfer to your account? Our findings shows that this method of transfer was used in the past to finance terrorist acts, so there is need to correct this problem now to avoid you getting into trouble when the funds reflects in your account. Under the United Nations monetary rules it is our duty as a world wide commission to correct this little problem before this fund will be credited into your personal account. Due to the increased difficulty and security measures set up by the United States for the transfer of funds from foreign banks, the FBI foreign bank commission have stopped the transfer on its way to debit your reserve account and pay you through a secured diplomatic transit account (s.d.t.a) We govern and oversee funds transfer for the World Bank and the rest of the world. We demand your immediate response with full details of the transaction you are doing that involved this huge sum because the funds are currently being held in our custody. You must provide us with a Diplomatic Immunity Seal of Transfer (DIST) within 3 days from the world local bank that authorized the fund transfer to certify that the funds you are about to receive are clean and free from terrorist and drug. Until this document is provided we shall have cause to cross and impound the transfer and will come to your house to arrest you. The Diplomatic Immunity Seal Of Transfer (DIST) often referred to as a Criminal History Record or Rap Sheet, is a listing of certain information taken from fingerprint submissions retained by the FBI in connection with arrests and, in some instances, federal employment, naturalization, or military service. This Condition is Valid until 10th of June after which the funds shall be confiscated and legal action will be taken against you. Guarantee: Funds will be released upon confirmation of the DIST document. NOTE: We have requested for the DIST document to make available the most complete and update records possible for the enhancement of public safety, welfare and security of Society while recognizing the importance of individual privacy rights. If you fail to provide the Document to us, we will charge you with the financial crimes. The United Nations Department of Justice Order 556-73 establishes rules and regulations for the subject of an FBI Identification Record to obtain a copy of his or her own Record for review. The FBI Criminal Justice Information Service (CJIS) Division processes these requests to check illegal activities. Robert S. Mueller, III (FBI Director)
Wait a second - I thought I was supporting at least 4 deceased South African dictator's daughters who PROMISED me a cut of the funds if I'd assist in the expatriation of their large sums of money. Makes sense to me. I know if I was looking for someone who I could trust implicitly, a bulk emailing is surely the way to go. If it's on the internet, it must be true.
Always something to say about everything eh.....the same moron that spent her money taking care of her father after an injury left him unable to work, so no computer for her. THINK BEFORE YOU TYPE. Not everything everyone say's fit's the criteria for one of your cards.
Hey James. How is the above story of care and lack of funds at all clear in your first post? (Esp in a thread about funny and stupid internet scams) And where did I play a card on her? And again, how is trusting Hotmail at all smart... computer or not. Lastly, I obviously meant no offense, so why is this getting you mad? You gonna curse out the people that agreed with my post, next??
ONE person agreed with your post, and do I now have to go into big long post's about every detail of mine or someone else's life for fear being insulted? just saying that not everything is as it seems. I took offense as I know the how ****ty her life has been and what she's had to go through just to get where she is now, not looking to start a big argument with the resident cop, again just saying everything's not as it seems. Where else is she supposed to keep that stuff other then hotmail? you have to understand that EVERY PENNY went towards taking care of her dad not on wasteful items as cd-r's etc and it's not a thread on funny and stupid internet scams it's a thread about Tarik receiving an email. And how is calling someone a moron not meaning to be offensive? Look I really don't care to the point of ever looking at this thread again so let's just leave it as it is and i'll go back to watching you CRUSH the trolls/spammers that come along. CHEERS!
Sorry bro, you did go into a long post. Every thing you say in this thread is longer then me. I can only comment on things "as they seem" because I am not the psychic. I did put the moniker that I meant "no offense" (3 times now) as that was true, so if you are indeed offended, it is your fault for being thin skinned on a topic you did not explain, and not mine. As you are, you missed that at least two people agreed.
I told you I was offended, anyways I don't care as I'll most likely get banned for upsetting the balance of the f-chat universe by not kissing ass and apoligizing or something stupid...as I said before Cheers!
