What Question Would You Ask Bernie Ecclestone?

I believe a few of us on FChat are on F1 magazine's racing panel, so their latest survey is: What one question would you ask Bernie?

My first thought was when will he give up venues with no fan and spectator support and solidify venues in traditional European F1 countries and of course the USA and Canada?

Before I respond to the survey, any ideas?

What do those of you on the panel ask?

Thanks.

 

The same thing I'd ask Obama;

What the Hell do you think you're doing?

John
PS. Sorry, not on the panel, but that's what I'd ask if I was.

 

How did you get such a HOT wife?

 

...........and why did she divorce you??

 

How about "How's the weather down there?" Seriously though, Bernie's not going to tell you anything candid in response to your question, because the real answer is "We'll keep charging as much as we can get from any thug who'll pay it, because we've got a half-billion dollars in debt to service. We'll only back off and focus on the traditional venues again when so few people show up at the new ones that their promoters start to back out because they're losing their asses due to such paltry (paid) attendance. All we care about is TV revenues, so we'll wait until we nearly ruin the sport and viewership plummets before we consider changing."

 

I got the E-Mail this morning.
My question was when do we get a USGP?.



Bernie has yet to reply.

 

When will you die, and who will take over?

 

I wouldn't waste my time asking about F1, but the first thing I would ask is, can I **** you daugther!!

Jim

 

+1 looool

 

I would ask Bernie if he is really shorter than the Queen...
CH

 

What's it like having you friend and co-worker walk around in Nazi attire and speak with a cheesy accent?

 

I would ask him if he had a choice would he hire someone to clean is pool for 150K per year or would he rather have his arms and legs broken.

 

Can I date your daughter Petra? Pretty please?

 

Same thing I would ask Mosley:

"WTF?"

 

When sc****ing you misses, could you stick your tongue in her belly button

 

Guessing the answer would be $$$$$$$$$$$.

 

He is. Bernie's - 5ft 2"1/2. The Queen - 5ft 4.

 

He said that he would stay at home more and be a family man but he didn't. She said he's a workaholic.

 

Why are you such a knarled ugly little troll?

 

I'd ask him "what does it feel like to have your head that far up your @$$?"

Rectocranialinversion is such a serious medical condition....

 

"Why don´t you go swivel?"

 

More races in Europe and America, why don't we have?

 

how's the divorce going>?

 

See.....around here you don't just get the correct serial number; you even get the correct measurements!
CH

 

I asked him why a ****** Bag like Max Mosley was still in power, I actually wrote that.