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Discussion in 'Ferrari Discussion (not model specific)' started by JoeZaff, Jun 22, 2009.

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  1. 4RE886

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    #51 4RE886, Jul 9, 2009
  2. texasmr2

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    #52 texasmr2, Jul 9, 2009
    Wow thats crazy!!
     
  3. ernie

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    #53 ernie, Jul 9, 2009
    Hahahaaa!!!

    How did I miss this thread?

    so.......................

    What became of Vladimir? Did you get him? Or is he still flying around pissing on the Ferrari and calling you a punkass?
     
  4. dmaxx3500

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    #54 dmaxx3500, Jul 9, 2009
    tennis racket works better then a gun
     
  5. Fred2

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    #55 Fred2, Jul 9, 2009
    What about a BATminton racket?
     
  6. mwr4440

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    #56 mwr4440, Jul 9, 2009
    We used to use vollyball nets to catch them.

    Worked great as the "holes" in the net confused or were not spotted by their radar until it ws too late. They get caught up in the net well without being harmed.

    Used to catch 50-100 at a pop, band them, and let um go.
     
  7. JoeZaff

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    #57 JoeZaff, Jul 9, 2009
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  8. BassMan

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    #58 BassMan, Jul 9, 2009
    Maybe if you got a 328 he would stop pissing on it. ;)
     
  9. JoeZaff

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    #59 JoeZaff, Jul 9, 2009
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    True, but then I would have to grow a mustache and get some Hawaiian shirts, and that's just not my thing ;) ;) ;)








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  10. willrace

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    #60 willrace, Jul 9, 2009
    Was this how Sir Paul started Wings??
    Linda did have a unique sound, you have to admit.
     
  11. Sareve

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    #61 Sareve, Jul 9, 2009
    Sounds like you have a batmobile in your garage, the bat's obviously a car lover!
     
  12. hank sound

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    #62 hank sound, Jul 9, 2009
    Hey Joe,

    Hank here - - - How did our Spider Top stand up to the bat attacks?

    Cheers mate, :):)

    Hank
     
  13. JoeZaff

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    #63 JoeZaff, Jul 9, 2009
    It took the blows like a champ. The same cannot be said for my fragile ego...
     
  14. hank sound

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    #64 hank sound, Jul 9, 2009
    You'll feel like a million once you catch that sucker:) Try hanging a beach volleyball net in your garage from left to right. One attempt at a bomb run and he'll be yours !!!
     
  15. JoeZaff

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    #65 JoeZaff, Jul 9, 2009
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    Tragically, the other night at around 11:00, I was in the garage just practicing my serve next to the Ferrari. As my racquet was coming down, Vladimir swooped down to drop some liquid gold on my Ferrari. Well it was all I could do to stop myself from striking the gentle soul, unfortunately, despite my best efforts, things did not end well for Vladimir. He perished in a swoosh. As I knelt down beside him I wiped the tears from my eyes with my white terrycloth wristband onto the leg of my kacky short shorts. I picked him up and gave him a peaceful burial in the backyard. As the rain beat down on my terry cloth headband, onto my white undersized polo short sleeve shirt and dripped down onto my thigh high white socks, I thought...how cruel is life. I have blood on my hands, and the pain of the earth will forever stain my virgin white Stan Smith sneakers.

    Oh, the humanity....Oh the humanity.


    Rest in peace Vladimir, all you ever wanted was a place to call home and a nice Ferrari to pee on.
     
  16. ernie

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    #66 ernie, Jul 9, 2009
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    Poor Vladimir.

    All he ever wanted to do in life was live in a garage, fly around, eat bugs, and piss on Ferrari's. He was living the American dream and then YOU had to come along and ruin it. You and your tennis.

    Hahahahahaaaa!
     
  17. mwr4440

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    #67 mwr4440, Jul 9, 2009
    Actually we used to listen to the "Band on the Run" album on the way to the caves. Forgot all about that.
     
  18. vnichols

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    #68 vnichols, Jul 9, 2009
    To JoeZaff:


    This Alexei. You have killed my brother Vlad. Do know that this injustice will not go unnoticed within our Bat community. We shall rain pee upon your prized Ferrari. We shall not stop there comrade!! The Mercedes is next. We shall piss on Every Ferrari we see in the name of our fallen comrade, Vlad. Oh and btw we are also pissed at the powerwasher. He wet a Murcielago we have been worshipping!


    Long Live VLAD!!!
     
  19. hank sound

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    #69 hank sound, Jul 9, 2009
    I was afraid this would happen...................now only Spider Top, Berlinetta Shade or a **** load of garlic will protect our beloved vehicles.

    Joe should have released Vlad deep in the forest.

    Oh GOD - - please watch over us.
     
  20. vnichols

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    #70 vnichols, Jul 9, 2009
    Hank.


    This is Alexei. Your garage shall be spared.. Drive in peace comrade. But... If you ever slay one of our comrades, we shall terrorize your Ferrari.
     
  21. curtisc63

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    #71 curtisc63, Jul 10, 2009
    Joe,

    Revenge is a dish best served bat p!ss warm.

    Vladimir Jr.

    I will revenge your death father...
     
  22. hank sound

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    #72 hank sound, Jul 10, 2009
    Well Joe,

    Seems you have now unleashed the demons of batdom. But fear not, as I am currently working feverishly to perfect my newest car cover - - the BLOOD COVER
    This cover has little tin cups mounted at each corner. At night, you'll fill the cups with blood so that the visiting bats will be offered a treat. It will make them so happy that they will let you off the hook - - at least for that night. Any night you skip this ritual, you invite God knows what :(

    The bats came to my place last night and found my Ferrari filled to the window line with bulbs of garlic. At first they were pissed but then they saw my recipe for a home made pot roast - pinned to my dash. They then understood the need for all that garlic.

    I wish my car didn't stink:(

    Hank
     
  23. vnichols

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    #73 vnichols, Jul 10, 2009
    Hank

    Mmmmm... That roast smelt delicious. The blood treats were magnificent.


    Alexei
     
  24. hank sound

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    #74 hank sound, Jul 11, 2009
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    Excellent ! The roast was tender and bloody - - I mean, juicy:) But I'm concerned - - Would you please rein in Vlad Jr. I believe he's a loose cannon and, though you assured me garage safety, I don't trust him at all. He's pretty unstable and is apt to go batty at any moment !!!

    It's getting late.................now where did I put that blood???

    Hank
     
  25. S Brake

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    #75 S Brake, Jul 11, 2009
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