Uro The honest answer to the question "Does this dress/skirt make my ass look fat?" is "No, your ass makes your ass look fat." Honesty at our own risk, of course.
Not to be personal, but I've SEEN your ass. It's FAT. Like a pig's butt, ya know? Not that their's [sic] anthing wrong with that. If you don't know what 'sic' means, I can't help you. So go by 40's [apostrophe for a plural somehow feels 'rite' [sic - again! Sic on 'by' and 'rite' a given]] Jedi
That annoys me too, don't take a offence i'm just quite anal when it comes to spelling. I think it's two "O"'s.
In the same vain as the other's, this ones almost two amusing: http://www.cracked.com/article_15664_9-words-that-dont-mean-what-you-think.html
Ah, the english language...... You will not be able to close the door if you get too close to it from two feet away..........two pronunciations of close in the same sentence and three different spellings of to, too and two in six words.. .... You chose to lose it but instead decided to use it to close it........chose, lose, use, close, what pronunciation is correct?? How about Rose, a proper name, rose, stood up, rows, as in rows of chairs or would that be rows as in disagreements, roes, as in fish eggs? How do we really know which to really use? Know, no that is not it. Maybe the morning dew will do the job of telling us the story of Job. Row, row, roe, dew, do, doe, dough, rough, buff, new,knew, know, no, toe, tough, though.....and on and on and on the awning........Help, I think I am confused.......... Know what I mean? Image Unavailable, Please Login