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  1. Tifosi1

    Tifosi1 Formula 3

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    An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

    Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'


    The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a Ferrari and enters the house.
    He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.

    I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
    Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.
    If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account.
    If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.
    However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'

    At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shot gun, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him.
    'You gonna try again.'
     
    Tifosi1, Dec 30, 2009
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  2. mseals

    mseals Two Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    It was even FUNNIER the first 9 times it was posted...!

    (really... do a search)

    Mike in Kuwait
     
    mseals, Dec 30, 2009
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  3. Kent A

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    Not everyone saw it the first 9 times.

    I enjoyed it!!
     
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  4. sparta49

    sparta49 F1 Veteran Owner

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    I missed it the first nine times.
     
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  5. coledoggy

    coledoggy Formula 3

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    uugghhhh.......
     
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  6. mseals

    mseals Two Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    :D

    Search for "distinguished man with grey hair" and make sure you click on "Show Posts"

    You'll be surprised...

    Wasn't doggin' on ya'

    Honest!

    :D

    Mike in Kuwait
     
    mseals, Dec 30, 2009
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  7. BigTex

    BigTex Seven Time F1 World Champ Owner Rossa Subscribed

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    BUT if you imagine Kelly hisself tellin' it....then go for some good food, it's MUCH funnier this time around......

    Happy Holidays to the whole LA crew, and best wishes for a great 2010!

    Suddenly, 2004 seems very a long time ago.
     
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  8. Tifosi1

    Tifosi1 Formula 3

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    Oh great one of the land of IED's come on over for Jazz fest, we'll teach yawl how to party! Love your pictures with the red ties.

    Kelly
     
    Tifosi1, Dec 30, 2009
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  9. mseals

    mseals Two Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    Wish I could, Kelly... my degree is actually in Jazz Piano Performance... And, I know you guys know how to party...AND how to play your ass off...

    Maybe someday... too busy dodging IEDs in Iraq and Kuwaiti drivers in Kuwait. (BOTH are equally deadly) :D

    Mike in Kuwait
     
    mseals, Dec 31, 2009
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  10. Ferraribot

    Ferraribot F1 Veteran

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    Me too! That was pretty funny.
     
    Ferraribot, Jan 1, 2010
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