Any Seinfeld fans on here?

Anyone here love Seinfeld?

Post up some of your favorite quotes, moments, episodes, yada yada.

A few of my many favorites:

"Jerry, it's Frank Costanza, Mr. Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back."

"Mmmm.. JAMBALAYA!"

"I hate people."
"They're the worst."

"Oh, but I didn't want the change, Georgie! I wanted... cashmere."

"I am shocked and chagrined! Mortified and stupefied! This trial is a waste of the taxpayers' time AND money!"

--Grant

 

Wow! Yeah, a long time ago.... never watch the re-runs much anymore though.
Good show - it's just SO OLD now and haven't thought about it much in the last decade.
I know it's a classic and all... but syndication kinda did a number on a good thing.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Jedi

 

NO SOUP FOR YOU... COME BACK-ONE YEAR! Favorite episode with the soup nazi... there are others... I still watch the two episodes on my cable channel 5 days a week.

 

"You think I haven't ridden in a Cadillac? I've ridden in a Cadillac hundreds of times! Thousands!"

--Grant

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMzle1FnqOI

 

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

 

Yes, but are you the master of your domain?

 

Here's a good run down memory lane...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKsUlf20DF0

 

" I'M BACK BABY, I'M BACK ! "

 

"Elaine, you're breathtaking!" - "You gotta see the baaaaaaaaby"

"Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooo."

"You're sooooo good lookin'"

"They are real and they are SPECTACULAR!"

"I wanna be called T-Bone"

"You take a chip, you dip, AND YOU WALK AWAY!"

"Mulva???...............DELORIS!!!!!!!!"

 

"Sweet fancy Moses", - George after seeing Elaine dance.

Still gets a laugh out of me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQu_NLRvULM

RMX

 

Kramer - "Whatdelay Industries?"

George - "VANDELAY! VANDELAY! VANDELAY!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T35QhLx_KI

RMX

 

"THAT'S MY MOVE!!!" - Frank Costanza after hearing about Kramer putting his arm across his wife's chest

 

"You should be aware that she may be under the impression that you are a Marine Biologist."

There are so many classic lines, it is hard to pick out just a few. It is my favorite show ever. I still catch one or two reruns most days.

BT

 

Beef-a-reeno tastes so keen-o!

Favorite Episode 1: Jerry and Kramer switch apartments because of Kenny Rogers chicken moving in and the red lights keeping Kramer awake and bleaching out his eyes, he puts tomato juice on his cereal. Jerry then starts acting like Kramer.

Favorite Episode 2: Elaine and George both abstain from sex. George becomes a genius while Elaine descends into idiocy.

 

I'd have to put those two in my top 5 also

 

Still like the one where Kramer and the car sales person tried to see how long they could make it on one tank of fuel.

Also a big fan of the episode where Kramer and Newman try to take all the empty cans in a mail truck for a rebate and end up coming across Jerry's stolen car.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-FbktgqCqY

 

God, they're all hilarious.

"Oh yeah? The JERK store called, and they're all out of YOU!"

"The Moops"

"Anyone can TAKE a reservation..."

The magic loogie

 

"I'm king of the county."

"You? You'll be out before we get the check."

"My mother caught me."

"No, I was bald."

"Have a big job interview coming up? Take a shot of Hennigans and you'll be loose as a goose and ready roll in no time."

"What's the red dot?"

 

Some of my favorites!

I don't watch it often; perhaps once or twice a month on reruns. I ran into a hi-def broadcast that wasn't upscaled on TBS a while ago.

Seinfeld was definitely the best TV sitcom ever

 

"A blurb?! YOU'RE a blurb!!"

 

Hard to revert back to watching Seinfeld after watching Curb Your Enthusiasm.

 

From Constanza's mother - "George, you've been treating your body like an amusement park."

 

Tangent - Boy the "Wheelchair Girlfriend" episode was SERIOUSLY the most un-PC, uncomfortable, greatest Curb ever!!!

Yet, I respectfully disagree... Although I'm a huge Curb fan... it doesn't hold a candle to Seinfeld.