Any Seinfeld fans on here?

Remember the episode with the corduroy suit Constanza bought for the job and the his boss kept referring to the slooshing sound it made... also the episode with the Seinfeld's girlfriend whose father didn't wash his hands in the restroom at the pizza restaurant... hilarious!

 

"You should do that for a living. You could sale out Madison Square Garden. You could be a big star!" LMAO!

 

FYI everyone it is "Costanza" not "Constanza'. Easy to get mixed up considering the"Cant-stanz-ya" episode.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Costanza

 

"Listen to this. Marcy comes over and she tells me that her ex-boyfriend was over late last night and 'yada yada yada I'm really tired today.' You don't think she'd yada yada sex?"
"I've yada yada'd sex."
"Really?"
"Yeah. I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again."
"But you yada yada'd over the best part."
"No, I mentioned the bisque."

- George, Elaine, and Jerry, in "The Yada Yada"

 

The one where Kramer adopts a section of highway removes all the traffics signs to clean them and then paints new lanes. That was one of the best.

EDIT: Seems like a lot of peoples' favorite episodes are from season 8 (around 1997). I think that was their best, funniest season.

RMX

 

I agree. I also liked Cheers but really haven't seen anything in the last 10 years that made me want to turn on the television.

 

One of my favorites too!! Sadly, I think there may be some truth there.

 

"You know my friend Bob Sacamano?..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENY7qCkDYL0

And of course, the Festivus story...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS7-jcsB_WQ

 

Elaine: "It...shrinks?"
George: "Like a frightened turtle!"

 

"Oh it's got cache, baby! It's got cache up the YING-YANG!!!"

 

'Having that has nothing to do with this.... this could never change" "This and that has nothing to do with sleeping... when sleeping has nothing to do with that and it got all twisted somehow' Sleeping over is OPTIONAL... now you're talking!"

I think I have part of the skit but not sure it's correct with Jerry and Ilene.

 

Not to mention, the whole cause-effect nature of that action...

Wide comfortable lanes, tremendous traffic jam, varnish to remove the new lines, and fire resulting from the antique sewing machine wedging in the nose of Newman's Mail truck being used to smuggle 10c deposit in Michigan with their NY 5c Deposit cans...

That is CLASSIC!

How about when Jerry was going to buy a new Saab, so Kramer must determine where the new car would run out of gas LOL

It's the Moops!

 

Another one I just remembered--where George starts eating during sex.

 

Also reminds me of the one where George's girlfriend has a doll collection in her bedroom and one of them looks like his mother!

 

"She has MAN hands..."

-G.B.

 

George: "Shrinkage factor... she knows about shrinkage right?"

Elaine: "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things!"

 

Alfresco...

Kramer - "I'm out there Jerry and lov'n it! refering to wearing pants with no underwear.

 

Kramer, I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go.

But, I don't even work here

I know, that's what makes this so dificult

 

She has man-hands. (oops, posted above)

There's relationship George, coffee shop George, fun George......

 

"Serenity now"!!

 

My mother is a seinfeld nut and can quote any line from any episode. She recently retired. Her office had a guy who was on seinfeld come to the retirement party. He was pretty cool. He had on the suit he wore on the show. He walks over to my mom and says, "you know jerry touched this suit" and then he gives my mother a big hug. Jerry Seinfeld and Jeff gordon, my mother worships them. LOL. Everything in her house right down to the light switch covers are jeff gordon. Even her cat is named Jeff. No she's not nuts.

 

Hard to believe it, but I met someone a few years back that didn't know what Seinfeld was. I honestly didn't know that was possible.
I managed to catch most of this last season of Curb Your Enthusiasm with the Seinfeld pseudo reunion, it was great!

"Little Jerry! Kramer! Tamale!"