Any Seinfeld fans on here?

"His Mothers a mudder."
"The rhines must have been crossed."
"As I understand it, a radar dectector is supposed to dectect radar!"
"Poppy's a little sloppy!"
"There's karma, Kramer."
"It shrinks?" "Yes, like a frighten turtle."

 

"So in this day and age you feel women and children first is somewhat of an antiquated notion?"

 

George, you're very... careful with money.

 

"You wanna buy a computer?...No?....why not!?...I see, good point"

 

"Attention Play Now Employees! George Costanza's private bathroom is now open to ALL EMPLOYEES AND THEIR FAMILIES!"

"You wanna play hard ball, Costanza?"



--Grant

 

That is like the quote about writeoffs.
Jerry : So were going to make the Post Office pay for my new stereo?
Kramer : It's just a write off for them.
Jerry : How is it a write off?
Kramer : They just write it off.
Jerry : Write it off what?
Kramer : Jerry all these big companies they write off everything
Jerry : You don't even know what a write off is.
Kramer : Do you?
Jerry : No. I don't.
Kramer : But they do and they are the ones writing it off.
Jerry : I wish I just had the last twenty seconds of my life back.

Classic!

BT

 

I'm cheap!?!?

 

"We're going in a whole new direction, Scandals and Animals."

 

Anyone see this? A must watch if you're a Seinfeld fan. Pure genius.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKI_q6MsTxM

--Grant

 

*Slams Money on the table* - "I'm out."

"The man is a goblin!"

"Come back, 1 year!"

 

From the car dealership episode where George is trying to beat the salesmen... lol.

"Jerry, don't commit to anything. You don't know what you want, you have no clue why you're even here!"

--Grant