Worrying about how my car looks. I'm tired of washing it. I'm tired of waxing it. I put a "hello kitty" license plate frame on it, and I like it better. I put fake bullet holes on it and I like it better. What next??? Help me!
Drive it through a mud bog and leave it that way. That always incites the clean freaks to comment "How can he treat a car like that". We took a long trip in the TR one time that involved rain storms, muddy roads, pretty much everything but locusts. The car looked great. Looked like it just ran Paris/Dakar. I left it that way for a couple of months afterward.
Hula girl for the dash and a nodding chihuauhua mounted to the back decklid with the eyes wired into the turn signals?
And or a plastic Jesus in place or beside the Hula girl.... saw on the back of some non-descript vehicle 'IF god is your co-pilot I suggest that you let him drive'
How about a chain link steering wheel and a footprint gas pedal? Worked for this guy! Image Unavailable, Please Login
For that level of genetic damage I think it needs to be second generation. Makes the brain resemble a piece of lava rock too.
Being from Tennessee, that WOULD be culturally correct for me. Think I'll add a receiver hitch too! It'll need some mud flaps for the chrome mudflap girls. Gotta find a good mudhole.
