Best wife/gf quotes about your Ferrari?

My wife said, "It's the biggest and best I've ever seen. Lets go eat."

 

Dear God! I have not laughed that hard in a long, long time. Thanks!

 

Re: my 308 prior to purchase

It's the ugliest thing i've ever seen

It's got holes in it everywhere


when it got here

I don't want this car to be a money pit

It's soooo low

OK, it's cool lookin but it shakes the house when you start it

 

My wife is not really into cars, and has never driven any of the ones I've owned. My last car was a Porsche 928 S4.

When the Mondial was delivered she went outside and looked at it for about 5 minutes and then walked back into the house and said "Can I have a go in it".

 

A few years ago, I drove the 328 from Phoenix to Tucson for a meeting and took a female colleague along. Her response "for what you paid for this thing, I would expect you wouldn't hear the engine when driving it."

 

Cute!

 

Yes, my wife always comments that the car makes the house shake.

 

so my gf says ...so how are supposed to have sex in this thing...

I think I'll keep her anyway

 

Can I steal that? I need to tempt fate once in awhile.

 

My wife was flabbergasted when this thing was posted .....

"Can't live with him and can't live without him" !! Ferrari owner !!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1303481/Sally-Challen-Beachy-Head-suicide-threat-killing-husband-hammer.html

Wife 'kills her womanising husband with a hammer' before driving to Beachy Head and threatening to jump
By Arthur Martin and Tom Kelly
Last updated at 8:12 AM on 17th August 2010
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Richard Challen discovered bludgeoned to death
His wife Sally threatened to commit suicide off Beachy Head
Neighbour: 'Challens split over his use of prostitutes'
A millionaire Ferrari enthusiast was killed by his wife with a hammer because of his serial womanising, it was claimed last night.
Sally Challen, 56, is said to have screamed: ‘I can’t live with you and I can’t live without you’ before attacking her businessman husband Richard.
She then drove more than 70 miles to Beachy Head – a notorious seaside suicide spot – and threatened to kill herself.

The murdered man has been identified as Richard Challen (left). His estranged wife, named as Sally, (right) has allegedly confessed to bludgeoning him to death with a hammer

Driver: Ferrari fan Richard Challen, pictured in April 2002 at a racing event, next to one of the supercars
During a tense three-hour stand-off with specialist police officers, the mother of two is said to have confessed to the killing before being coaxed away from the cliff edge.
The couple’s marriage broke down last year because Mr Challen ‘kept having affairs and seeing prostitutes’, neighbours said yesterday.
But in recent weeks they decided to try to save their marriage and even went on a romantic dinner date on Saturday night.
The following morning, Mrs Challen discovered her 61-year-old husband was still seeing other women and attacked him with a hammer, a source said.
It happened at the couple’s £1million five-bedroom home on the same street as Ronnie Wood from the Rolling Stones in Claygate, Surrey.
On her way to Beachy Head, in East Sussex, Mrs Challen made a desperate phone call to her cousin Noel Anderson claiming she was going to jump off the 530ft cliff.

Watch: A police officer stands guard outside the home where Mr Challen's body was found

Investigation: A forensics officer at the couple's former marital home today
He called the police as soon as the call ended. Officers from Surrey Police broke into the couple’s home and discovered Mr Challen’s body just after 1pm on Sunday.
The couple, who were married for 31 years, have two sons in their 20s – James and David.
AN ONLINE TALE OF MARITAL WOES
A glance at the Challens’ profiles on the Friends Reunited website reveals a snapshot of their troubled marriage.
Richard Challen used his page to make clear his dissatisfaction with his relationship.
Describing himself, the businessman wrote: ‘Married two children (unfortunately) living in Claygate Esher Surrey. Would like to hear from John Draper, and anyone who knew me. Thanks.’
His wife Sally – whose profile simply said: ‘Married, two children (boys), working’ – used the site to draw comfort from people whose marriages had failed.
She was a member of a Friends Reunited group called ‘Separated and Divorced’.
This is full of strangers’ tales of betrayal and rejection, messages of support and dating tips, under the headings ‘Divorced and lonely need to be loved again’, ‘How do I move on?’ and ‘Is there such a thing as a decent bloke any more?’*
Yesterday one neighbour, who did not want to be named, said: ‘It was well known that he had an eye for the ladies.
‘She moved out of the family home last year into a smaller house on a new estate half a mile away because he kept having affairs and seeing prostitutes.
‘But they were giving it another go. I saw Sally helping Richard clear some boxes out of their shed and then they went on a dinner date on Saturday.
‘The next day it was tense again. She was screaming: “I can’t live with you and I can’t live without you”.
Hours later police turn up in four cars and batter the door down.’
Mr Challen, a former estate agent, was a Ferrari enthusiast who ran a second-hand car dealership for 23 years in Richmond, South-West London, before retiring due to ill health.
He owned a £90,000 Ferrari Berlinetta with a top speed of 183mph, which he crashed racing at a Formula 1 circuit in Belgium in 2005.
He was convicted of fraud after claiming £35,000 worth of damage had been caused by a hit-and-run with a lorry, and given a suspended sentence.
He came up with the plan because his wife had forgotten to fax his insurers to get cover for the event. Retired accountant Tim Lewis, a friend of the Challens and fellow Ferrari enthusiast, said: ‘I am shocked. They’d been separated for about 18 months.
'He would talk to me about things while Sally would talk about their problems to my wife Maggie.
‘They weren’t communicating properly for a long time. But I met him for lunch a week ago and he told me things were better between them and that they were going to try to make a go of it again.’

Search: Rubbish bins outside the rented property where Mrs Challen lives nearby have also been taped off by police

Murder investigation: Mrs Challen allegedly made her confession as she threatened to throw herself off Beachy Head, in East Sussex
Mrs Challen’s brother Terence Jenney yesterday described her as a ‘very gentle person’.
He said: ‘I knew of nothing to suggest that this might happen. It is very upsetting and a massive shock for the whole family.’
Paul Arulendran, who bought Westlake Garages from Mr Challen, said he was a ‘gentleman’.
‘He used to come in every month to help and give advice even though he no longer ran the place,’ he said.
‘But he was very down when his wife left him. He kept saying “what am I going to do? I am so lonely”.’
Last night Mrs Challen, an office support worker at the Police Federation of England and Wales, remained in custody after being arrested on suspicion of murder.
A Surrey Police spokesman said: ‘Police officers and chaplains managed to escort a 56-year-old Surrey woman to safety from the cliff edge at Beachy Head, after talking to her for more than three hours on Sunday afternoon.’

Mrs Challen allegedly killed her partner in Claygate, Surrey, before driving 70 miles to the East Sussex site of Beachy Head

 

Recurring conversation at the Uros';

Me: Hey, lets take the Dino!

She: NO.

 

lol...


what you do is... get a tent, some bottles of water, some MREs, and like an ipad to keep you company... put this all outside behind a bush or something...


THEN...


just say fine... better power to weight ratio with only one person in it... see you there!

then when you come home... go out to the bush and grab your belongings... you'll need 'em

 

"It's me or the Dino."

 

"It's cute." (the worst, actually)

 

When I found my Ferrari I was really nervous about making an offer. My wife walk into the room and said "what are you waiting for?" I said "it's a lot of money." she said, "You have wanted this car since the day I've met you. You have never denied me or our son of anything, so stop being a ******* and go buy that car." 25yrs of marriage and still a keeper.

 

Back in my single days I picked up my date at her door. When she came outside and saw the F-Car she asked "Oh! Is that one of those Testosterones?" I answered

"Close enough..."

 

Thank you for reminding me why I prefer to be single.

 

NO, IT'S A FERRARI AND THEY HAD THE LITTLE HORSEY FIRST.

 

That's really cool Mike

 

When looking for Bella ("Bellissima"), our 360.. "Any color but RED!!!"

When our Red/Black 360 arrived... "She's beautiful! The red really looks nice..."

I knew she was a keeper when she said to me: " did you buy it yet?" when shopping for Bella and "Whatever makes you happy".

My worry: "When can I drive her (said with a smile)"

 

While sitting on steps drinking a cup of joe in front of the car:
two girls
"Can you say small penis?"
"Ahhh cmon ladies!!!"

Wife when looking at the Badge on the 458
"It really needs a shield to tell people it's a Ferrari?"

Wife when she found out we were taking the 599 to Half Moon Bay
"I'm NOT driving in that thing. What if someone sees me?"

 

My gf doesn't know much about car but one thing, for some reason, she's sure of is that Ferrari always has something more than Lamborghini.

 

At the dealer..
Girlfriend: Are Ferraris good cars?
Dealer: Well they are Ferraris.
Girlfriend: How tough is it to paint the red one black

I them gave my gf a new coloring book to keep her busy while I went on a test drive..

 

Wife: "Cheaper than a bimbo"
Me: "Truer words were never spoken"

 

Good one ...