"Nice (designer name) purse" "I got it on sale at (store)". "Ohmygosh thankyouthankyouthankyou!" Wimmen take sales *very* seriously.
Weird, but the Russian stripper I picked up in a bar... turned out to be pretty normal... despite the alcohol and drug use... However I come from a family of carreer diplomats... so a I know about shuttle diplomacy and carrying a big stick in me pants
The one I let stay with me a couple weeks ago seemed pretty normal...until I had her living in my house for a week. NEVER again.