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  1. 4re Nut

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    Found this pic on Fiat's FB page. Given the look on Alonso's face and the color of the car (squint and it's Red Bull blue :D) I thought it deserved a caption contest.

    Let's hear 'em!

    I'll start:

    "Hey, was that Stefano and Vettel in the 458?!"
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    I'll give it another try:

    "Hey Massa!!! Get out of the way. Didn't you hear? Alonso is faster. Alonso is FASTER!"
     
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    500 is a bigger number than 458.
     
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    LMAO!!!
     
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    And we have a winner!
     
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    My next caption was going to be:

    "Fernando and his team mate love practicing the 'spin and win' before every race"
     
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    Great stuff; keep'em coming!

    Hilarious! That will be tough to beat.
     
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    Fixed it for you!
     
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    +100 !! Lots of funny ones in this thread, but by far this is the best so far.
     
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    Photographic proof that, contrary to all expectations, Fernando does not love the smell of his own ....
     
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