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Alonso & Fiat caption contest

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  1. Tifosi15

    Tifosi15 Formula 3

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    "Michael got a Ferrari, I got a 500 'jus cuz I'm Spanish..."

    :D

    Hope no one takes offense :)
     
  2. wax

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    I can see the pole from here.
     
  3. GrigioGuy

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  4. Cornbread

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    "Kind of small, I need another one for my Balls."
     
  5. tifosi12

    tifosi12 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    I can see the Pole from here.
     
  6. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ
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    Certainly takes on a different meaning that way.
     
  7. tifosi12

    tifosi12 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    :)

    And then there was Stephanie of Monaco with her swim suit collection titled "Pool position"
     
  8. Garfed

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    My next title will be: "Fernando and his teammates love of Practice 'spin and win' before every game"....Chanel Tote Bags....
     
  9. ApexOversteer

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    Commenting on today's test of Ferrari's update for the F150thItaliaIndependciaCelebratoriaRaceaCaria, Alonso seemed somewhat humbled.

    "Ees not like weecan be slower then we have been to now. Ok, at the end of the day, to make the points with thees car ess just as likely."
     
  10. johns930

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    "with the cash they paying me, atleast get me the gucci 500 !!"
     
  11. starboy444

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    "Hey Flavio...which wall do you want me crash into?"
     
  12. Remy Zero

    Remy Zero Two Time F1 World Champ

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    Hahahaha!
     
  13. rmani

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    LOL at all of these captions. Keep 'em coming!
     
  14. Estranged

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    Spanish Formula One driver spotted soliciting activities from a streetwalker.

    Spanish Formula One driver, Fernando Alonso test drives the 2015 F1 car.

    Fernando Alonso waiting for a tow truck after his Pirelli tires purposely stopped working.

    "Fast enough to beat Massa."
    -don't hate me on that, I'm a FM fan.
     
  15. Dipsomaniac

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    "hmm so this is how I'd look in a Toro Rosso Ferrari"
     
  16. Ferris Bueller

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    Damn! Hamiltons girlfriend (Nicole Scherzinger) does have a nice ass!
     
  17. SWB

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    Ferrari have reluctantly accepted the FIA's new turbo 4 banger engine specs for 2013.
     
  18. 4re Nut

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    #43 4re Nut, Jun 9, 2011
    Last edited: Jun 9, 2011
    Ladies, Gentlemen, McLaren & Red Bull Fans,

    Tomorrow evening I will announce the winners (& possibly losers) of the Fernando does Fiat (aka FF) caption contest.

    Last minute entries and legitimate bribes are encouraged. Regarding the latter, preferred currency is beer though I will accept gold coins and Facebook stock.

    Please note, this is not a clothing optional gathering; dress to impress.

    Sincerely,

    Sole Member of the FF Caption Contest Voting Panel
     
  19. Remy Zero

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    What's the price? :D
     
  20. Remy Zero

    Remy Zero Two Time F1 World Champ

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    'Some say, that if he caught fire, he would burn for a 1000 days...and that his stomach was reversed engineered to create the iPhone. All we know is...he's called Felipe Massa'
     
  21. starboy444

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    FIAT = "Fernando Ignores All Taxes !!!
     
  22. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ
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    good one!
     

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