I usually post the stats in my F1 thread. http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/07/04/new.york.motorcyclist.death/index.html?&hpt=hp_c2 also irony
Jesus wept! Which had the highest IQ? Maybe the chimp was only beaten by the guy who yelled "No No No"
Taking copying to the next level in China http://birdabroad.wordpress.com/2011/07/20/are-you-listening-steve-jobs/
Bootleg Fireworks ******************CONTAINS SWEARING ************************************************** [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcjoGn6FLwI[/ame]
John Clarke, Bryan Dawe. [Scene: A car yard. BRYAN is perusing the stock. He is approached by JOHN] John: Morning! Looking for a new car? Bryan: Nope. Prime Minister, actually. John: Youre the third one this morning. Anything in mind? Bryan: You know....... nothing fancy, reliable, economical family model. Something to get the country from A to B. John: You mean like a Howard? Bryan: Yeah....a little Johnny. Nothing flash, does the job. Low maintenance, economical, sensible. Runs for years, no troubles. John: So.... you used to have one? Bryan: Yeah. About 10 years. Great little model dont know why I got rid of him --biggest mistake Ive ever made John: What happened? Bryan: Traded him in for a Kevin 07. John: Big mistake Bryan: Lot of people bought it. Good political mileage. John: How was the Kevin 07? Bryan: Came with a $900 factory rebate that was good. John: Anything else? Bryan: Not much. Sounded nice but nothing under the bonnet. It was a lemon. John: Didnt stick around for long did it? Bryan: Nah had a factory recall. Shipped overseas and was never seen again. John: What was the problem? Bryan: Lots. But the final straw was the navigation system. Plug it in and it automatically loses its own way. John: Whatcha got now? Bryan: Its a Gillard-Brown. John: The hybrid? Bryan: Yeah. The Eco-drive system not a good idea. An engine that cant deliver hooked up to a transmission stuck in permanent reverse John: Green paintwork with a red interior. And steering that always lurches to the left for no apparent reason thats the one? Bryan: The Fustercluck model. John: The only one they made, Bryan. Not the vehicle of choice for the road to recovery but did they finish up fixing the navigation system? Bryan: Made it worse. Turn it on and it does a press release, heads off in all directions and goes nowhere. John: So thats why youre here? Bryan: Thats right. Im stuck with a model that's wasteful, expensive, ineffective and past its use by date. I dont suppose youve heard of the Cash for Clunkers scheme? John: Join the queue brother.
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